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- ebindelglass
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WoW,what a way to die.
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Thats a sweet way to die, literally. But yeah, that sucks.
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LOL, Death by Chocolate
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That's a lose-lose situation in my book ...
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Well, that's how I'd pick to go, but only if it was dark chocolate. Mmmmm.
Also, OMG Camden!
Also also, awww the guy was really young. And I'm sure it was horrifyingly painful. Yikes. :blood rushes from face, feels ill:
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sad but what a cool way to die
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Augustus Gloop?
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this is how I want to go
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I'd much rather die in caramel.
That guy's life sucked though haha.
I'd love to have to tell my friends that my father, brother, son, whatever died by his falling into a vat of melting chocolate.
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- jeckersly316
- 4 months ago
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Wow! sad, but what a DELICIOUS way to die!
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- ALLNATURALVEGANS
- 4 months ago
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Oh my goodness, what a poor fellow. At least it was tasty death.
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- lolitanimatronic
- 4 months ago
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I keep thinking of that dumb Axe commercial where the guy is made of chocolate.
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- jimmypockets
- 4 months ago
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this article is'nt in bad taste at all. in hinduism; where your mind is focused at the time of death influences where you go to. he will be reborn as a large talking m&m, plain or peanut would depend on his karma and darma.
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drowning in chocolate... nice way to die.. sweet and hot.
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This conjures thoughts of the kids who fell victim to Willy Wonka's chocolate factory.
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guess they didn't have pipes to suck him out and send him to the fudge room!!
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- earrachanam
- 4 months ago
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There was a 1960's era, "Smother's Brother's Routine" based on this. One brother asked what he would do if he fell in a vat of Chocolate, the brother replied I would shout fire, fire. when queried why he would shout fire, he replied, "Who would help me if I shouted Chocolate"! I suspect this is from an old Vaudeville routine. Not that anyone on Current has heard of Vaudeville, or the Smother's Brother's., or much else.
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that sucks but he was like that fat kid on willy wonka and the charlie factory well other than the fact that he diddnt die do you know if he worked there
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- Crenshaw_Brothers
- 4 months ago
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hmphf.... now that is odd.
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So, I assume it'll be a closed-casket funeral?
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That's actually sad, I say as a human with the effect of the human condition on me. But seriously that SUCKS. THAT SUCKS SO BAD. You know why? Cuz so many people are going to make various jokes on how funny that death is. What a way to go. I'm sure that's some one's (childhood) dream though.
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that poor family is going to have to endure jokes like these about their loved one... forever!
yes, it sucks... it does suck so bad.-
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- Found_Avenue
- 4 months ago
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This is how i want to die :]
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- felixtalkin
- 4 months ago
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I would prefer dying in a vat of beer...
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- SHAWN_RITTIMAN
- 4 months ago
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