Interesting: Drunk badgers look very similar to dead badgers
German police called to remove a dead badger from the middle of a road were surprised to find the animal alive, but completely off-its-stripey-face drunk, thanks to it eating a load of fermented cherries.
Presumably inebriated badgers are just as indifferent to where to lay their drunk skulls as wasted humans.
But how do you go about moving on a drunk badger? Well, these cops went with the "prod it with a stick 'til it moves" approach, and it worked! At which point the boozy badger slinked away to sleep off his hangover.
And in the spirit of bureaucracy the police report was duly completed with; "It could not immediately be established whether the badger got into trouble with his wife when he came home in such a state." Who said Germans don't have a sense of humour?
Presumably inebriated badgers are just as indifferent to where to lay their drunk skulls as wasted humans.
But how do you go about moving on a drunk badger? Well, these cops went with the "prod it with a stick 'til it moves" approach, and it worked! At which point the boozy badger slinked away to sleep off his hangover.
And in the spirit of bureaucracy the police report was duly completed with; "It could not immediately be established whether the badger got into trouble with his wife when he came home in such a state." Who said Germans don't have a sense of humour?
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- emmahill
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"prod it with a stick until it moves" - friends use this method with me all the time.
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- EclecticBadger
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