Silicone Parts are Made For Toys (but this post isn’t for children)
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I’m terrified of Nazi Breasts. They permeate television, film, magazines, and billboards. It feels like I’m dodging matrix bullets trying to avoid having Nazi Breasts shoved in my face at every turn. I don’t really hate the people that have Nazi Breasts. I hate the society that made them necessary. I recently lost a large amount of weight, about the weight of a full ballerina or Nicole Simpson pre-pregnancy. I had fantastic breasts when I was fat: huge, perky, full, voluptuous. But with the weight loss, I’ve lost some of the size and perkiness (which I’m told will come back as my body adapts and I tone up more). I’m not National Geographic now, but not where I’d like my body to be – that’s the perfectionist in me. My old bras no longer fit in band-size or cup-size. I must *gasp* go bra shopping.-
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