Sarah Haskins in Target Women: You're Old

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Sarah turned 30 this week, and promptly began to fall apart. Fortunately, modern medicine is here to help with her arthritis, incontinence, and bone loss... for now. Watch out Sarah, 31 is just around the corner.

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Target Women is a recurring segment on Current TV's weekly television show, infoMania. In each episode of Target Women, Sarah Haskins takes a look at the often-ridiculous way the media reaches out to women.

infoMania is a half-hour satirical news show that airs on Current TV. The show puts a comedic spin on the 24-hour chaos and information overload brought about by the constant bombardment of the media. Hosted by Conor Knighton and co-starring Brett Erlich, Sarah Haskins, Ben Hoffman, Bryan Safi and Sergio Cilli, the show airs on Thursdays at 10 pm Eastern and Pacific Times and can be found online at http://current.com/infomania/ or on Current TV. And make sure to check out our facebook profile for special features at http://infomaniafacebook.com.
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21 comments // Sarah Haskins in Target Women: You're Old // Video

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    Thanks media and pharmaceutical companies, for making 30 the new 80. ;)

    Binarysunset
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    O.K. THAT was really funny!
    p.s. (alliteration is 4 WOMEN!) p.m.s.(after 50???)
    -well done.

    remanns
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    Oh Sarah, I just turned 31! Watch out! It was horrible! Right after my birthday, all my limbs just started falling off, and then I crumbled into a pile of dust, like a mummy! I should have taken all those assorted medications back when I was in my young-n-healthy 20's. Oh, well....

    Found_Avenue
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    Drug commercials are always a goldmine.

    asherp
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    i think she's sexy.

    maybe more now. she all grown up now. 30 seems so much more experienced than 29.

    happy birthday and keep up the great work!

    iamaman
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    Hilarious. However, you won't be able to get those drugs if the Gawp has its way.

    orthostice
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    I love Target Women! They're so funny and right on the mark! Keep up the good work Sarah!

    krispychicken
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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY

    irtehjoe
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    I heard that when women turn 30 their vaginas start to look like beef jerky. Good luck with that.

    JasonCovich
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    The woman featured in this Big Pharma advert is a good example of sheeple. If old is dazed, confused, doddering, and gullible,then she appeals to the old of any age. Doubtless that fool will help Big Pharma hypnotize others. Well, a fool and their money are soon parted. If you pay attention, you'll likely see her ad followed by some law firm soliciting sheeple injured by Big Pharma's snake oil bogus remedies. What a trajedy that's become. And what an evil message it sends to the youngest and guileless of kids. That it's not the American way to do things in a different way to effect change and reform what's evil. Simply accept it like a good little foolish sheeple, and allow others to exploit it to society's detriment. If society were represented as one person, that foolish attitude sees them in a coma being bled to death by a monstrous parasite that's so institutionalized it has corrupted the medical establishment, and the Gummint agencies created to regulate it. I enjoy farce as comedy, but one of the many national trajedies isn't anything a bona fide person should want to laugh at. If you think
    that Corporate media reaches out to sheeple in a ridiculous way, I agree. Remember that as immitation
    is the most sincere form of flatery, so to is ridicule the
    most subtle form of intimidation. The message Big Pharma is sending is that you shouldn't question the long term effects of their shit. But you will if you're smart. The human immune system raises its antibody count everytime someone doses themselves with those snake oil "remedies". And will shorten your life, also causing you to age prematurely as smoking does.
    That per se should be enough to intimidate anyone with common sense.

    PressCore
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    30 is not OLD for a woman..I think 30 is a HOT number..I am 43 which is proportionally 30 for a woman..ha..but anyway Sarah I love you in that your smarter and sexy in an intellectual and deeper way than most women...Love you and if your ever in Reno and single..a nice Italian dinner is on me..

    Reno_911
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    wonderful

    vonlove
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    Oh, Sarah, why are you so utterly awesome?

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    Happy birthday you sexy beast you!

    Jadiee
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    Sara is hilarious! ^_^

    kittephoto
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    Happy Birthday Sarah!

    pheidias
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    Happy Birthday, Sarah. Welcome to the 30 club. It fucking rocks so far. :D

    napalm_nacey
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    Pipe people!

    BenPopken
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    can't wait to turn 30

    Malorie
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    Secretly I am an OLD woman at heart!

    Vinnyrod1917
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    "Enbrel Enfeebles Me."

    Hahahahahahah awesome

    EmperorThan

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