Masturbation Cure! Tattoo "Jesus" on your hand!
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I laughed when someone first told me this so I wanted ot share it. First off, for those who aren't aware, Brian "Head" Welch is the former KoRn guitarist that left the band once he formed a relationship with "God". Since then he has been baptized in the Jordan River, released an album and wrote a book.In a 2005 interview Brian said (in regard to how much he obeys "God"), "For example, the Jesus tattoo on my hand keeps me from masturbating and I haven't been with a woman since my ex-wife left me almost five years ago. I go to those extremes to be like Christ and it works for me."
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RFIDemocracy
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Nothing that couldn't be overcome with a well-oiled pair of gloves.
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blood77
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You know there is another tatoo that fits well on your hand, idiot.
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spacemikey [removed]
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Wow this thread started going south quick.....
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spacemikey [removed]
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NeutronActivation
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spacemikey:
Maybe it needs a Jesus tatoo!
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So if this guy starts to get urge to put stuff up his butt all he needs to do is get a "Jesus" tramp stamp?
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imp_print
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I think it would just turn on all these guys that are Gay for Jesus
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spacemikey [removed]
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There is no virtue without temptation.... IDK, but I would have a pretty hard time touching myself if my hand had "JESUS" tattooed on it.... I see how it works, and I'm not saying he's wrong for it, just not something I would do...
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