If you go to see Jennifer's Body you won't see Jennifer's body

// added September 19, 2009 // 3 comments //
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Just a warning to those young men that are planning on seeing Jennifer's Body this weekend: you won't see it. Any of it. It's in a sweater, under a t-shirt or hidden under a prom dress. I don't know why they released production photos that are actually more graphic than the film itself. Literally, this picture contains more of Jennifer's body than the entire film does.

And don't even get me started on the plot or the acting. The plot drags like a dead corpse hanging out of a hearse. It occasionally bumps its head on the pavement and comes to life, only to fall back into coma minutes later. There is just no surprise to the film: they even show you how it ends up at the start of the film, and then the rest of the film is a flashback from that point.

And yes, after Jennifer is possessed by a demon her friend (Amanda Seyfried, who actually can act) finally does manage to kill her off (since I guess there is just no other way to get rid of a demon). Maybe the screenwriter should have seen the Exorcist, I think they had some kind of plan for demons in that film, and the little girl lived at the end, too.

Ah well, just wanted to let you know to save your money.
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