Sarah Haskins in Target Women How to Get Hot Chicks

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Hey dudes. Ever wondered how to improve your dating life? Maybe it's time you watched a few commercials and saw how mini-burgers can make a MAJOR change.

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Target Women is a recurring segment on Current TV's weekly television show, infoMania. In each episode of Target Women, Sarah Haskins takes a look at the often-ridiculous way the media reaches out to women.

infoMania is a half-hour satirical news show that airs on Current TV. The show puts a comedic spin on the 24-hour chaos and information overload brought about by the constant bombardment of the media. Hosted by Conor Knighton and co-starring Brett Erlich, Sarah Haskins, Ben Hoffman, Bryan Safi and Sergio Cilli, the show airs on Thursdays at 10 pm Eastern and Pacific Times and can be found online at http://current.com/infomania/ or on Current TV. And make sure to check out our facebook profile for special features at http://infomaniafacebook.com.

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  smartyartypants
- Sarah where are you?I miss your spots on infomania.
- 11 days ago
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  remanns
- did I say that sux?
- 2 months ago
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  remanns
- @William_Spencer;
  YES! HELL YES! F YESSSSSSSS! HATE! HATE! HATE!
  (if I have a bunch of windows open,.....trying to find out WHAT n WHATSIT n WHERE the f-n racket is coming from drives me nuts. Thats a "Ditto" F-that! Booooooooooooooooooooooooo! NO "AUTO PLAY" should be allowed!
- 2 months ago
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  William_Spencer
- I always seem to miss her segments on T.V. so I watch them all here.
  
  I know it's off topic but is anyone else annoyed by the fact the videos start as soon as the page opens?
- 2 months ago
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  eustatic
- thanks for making one for dudes. since we know how much you love doing laundry, my friends and I are sending you the sheets we soiled laughing at yr show!
- 2 months ago
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  Denica_Cassandra
- something smells nice
- 3 months ago
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  bigbaldhead
- I'm sorry to say this, but this fall I went to Amsterdam with my mom and sister, and we ate at this really nice burger chain (sounds gross pr. definition, but it was homemade and partly organic, and they made TWO kinds of vegetarian burgers, so I was allowed to enter burger-heaven for the first time in 4 years) and my sister wasn't that hungry and ordered a mini burger. When the food was sat on the table my mom and sister simultanesly sighed "awwwwwwwww" and "look how sweet it is!"
  
  At least the just found it cute in a non sexual way, unlike the BK-ad, but the situation is apparently realistic... Well, I don't mind admitting that I like small objects. Like litlle models of machines or that moss thal looks like tiny christmas trees
- 3 months ago
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  BOBALOB
- lol loving how adverts target males more than women now a days
- 4 months ago
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  squishykun
- i Love sarah! that hamburg thing is over react...
  hot girls doesn't wanna get fat anyways...why eat hamburgs?! Sarah i know u love me 2
- 4 months ago
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  b3bryan3000
- I love you Sarah! would you marry me!?
- 4 months ago
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  SaraBarlow
- The new iphone app "Before you score" narrowly passed detection before this edition of target women was made.
- 4 months ago
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  costic
- Thanks for addressing this Haskins. I actually requested you tackle this crap in a response I posted on some other episode. I'd like to think that is what motivated you because then I would feel all warm and fuzzy inside. little off topic here, but do you ever feel yourself tiring of "Target Women"? Well I'm off again in the pursuit of poon wit my burgers and smell good. yyaaaaayyyyyyy!
  
  Btw................My god I love you!!!!!!!!!!11
- 4 months ago
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  kmorley
- I would love to see what Sarah has to say about this.
- 4 months ago
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  Nil705
- Wow... brilliant!
- 4 months ago
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  CiiMONSTR
- no! hot chicks are easy.. to get just stupid u out gay queen m.ORE! and gaye up too more queen gai too! M!ORE?~
- 4 months ago
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  extracrazykiwi2008
- HaHa, keep it up Sarah! I promise to follow my dream of standup comedy... just as soon as I get laid off.
- 4 months ago
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  HaloedGriot
- Any man who wants to score a hot chick, should probably not listen to another woman on how to do it. Likely she will just advise you on how to become a pussy-whipped sucker, lollipop motherfucker.
- 4 months ago
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  div
- HaloedGriot:
  Someone who thinks about women that way probably needs all the help he can get...
- 4 months ago
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  HaloedGriot
- HaloedGriot:
  Yeah, yeah...sure, sure...what advice would YOU give?
- 1 month ago
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  Ozzykozzy2
- hey she changed her hair, looks nice!
- 4 months ago
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  ny_nj_soulchild
- Wow...so a guy like me has to do those things...Shit..lolz XP..
  
  FYI :: My friend has tried the AXE thing...he said it sucks...it doesn't attract hot women at all...lmfaoz. Oh well*
  
  I guess dying my hair grey is not a good idea for a 23 year old huh...lolz.
- 4 months ago
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  SparkShark16
- What a profound last statement. never thought of it that way.
- 4 months ago
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  vonlove
- Si, me gusta!
- 4 months ago
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  Chancey
- Grrr... that one febreeze commercial always annoys me. It looks like the actors are lip syncing. Other commercials that focus on hot chicks... Hardys!! Those women have orgasms eating their burgers.
- 4 months ago
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  lolitanimatronic
- Your closing line was most poignant at summarizing the true nature of these ads, and I applaud your subtlety.
- 4 months ago
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  pheidias
- I ♥ SARAH!! (and Brett's awkward come ons)
- 4 months ago
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  asherp
- Wait a minute--- YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT BABIES?!
  
  I'm going to have to make a few calls to my lawyer.
  
  Just kidding... I don't have a lawyer. I'm sure I'll be appointed one by the state though!
- 4 months ago
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  idealist
- サラありがとう! 賢く、かわいい!
- 4 months ago
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  thecoyote23
- I'm annoyed that Axe hasn't come out with "Murder" scent. What's that I smell? Thats right "Axe Murder". Screw that pussy chocolate shit. Women are all about the bad boys.
- 4 months ago
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  asherp
- thecoyote23:
  AXE: Murderer
  
  That would be hilarious.
  
  What I don't get-- what's up with this "power of leather" bullshit? It doesn't make you wear leather. It's guy perfume.
  
  It doesn't even smell like leather.
  
  It just smells like every highschool locker room.
  
  Why are they promoting wearing the skin of other animals, especially when it has nothing to do with their product?
  
  And I tried the chocolate smell one, and I didn't become creepy looking and made of chocolate at all.
  
  I just smelled like an idiot frat boy.
  
  Very bizzare messages from the Axe people.
- 4 months ago
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  Amir3793
- But still very funny
- 4 months ago
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  Amir3793
- Ironic when you think about it when one of Current's sponsers is axe a company that is fameous for making commercials like the one you just saw hell you guys do know that Max and Jason still up is sponsered by Axe hair products
- 4 months ago
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  withafunnyheart
- This show is one of my favorites!
- 4 months ago
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  Lidia78
- LOL Sarah Haskins cracks me up
- 4 months ago
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  margarita_coffee
- Finally one for the dudes!
- 4 months ago
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  remanns
- Fabrize IS "dry hump heaven"! I GET IT;GET STUFF= GET HOT CHICKS! (if only in your mind).
- 4 months ago
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  Jjjjason7
- So if I take the advice will sarah like me?
- 4 months ago
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  EmperorThan
- Jjjjason7:
  Nah, she's got way to much Blingatude for folks like us.
  
  But at least we can always Rockstare...
- 4 months ago
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  mindmymanners
- hahah...!!!
  
  radical...
- 4 months ago
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  tokyo_chic
- this is great...! :D
- 4 months ago
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  TheBigBeefy
- lol. That was great! Have you guys ever considered expanding over to Cox Communications? Or do they have to ask you? I really want Current in my digital cable package :(
- 4 months ago
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  drewanium
- TheBigBeefy:
  i think this is one of those cases where you should reply to feedback@current.com
- 4 months ago
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