Sarah Haskins in Target Women: Beauty Contraptions // Current

Beauty is an important part of American culture. But so are machines. And when they get together...wow. Sarah Haskins takes a look at this magic place in this week's 'Target Women.'

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Target Women is a recurring segment on Current TV's weekly television show, infoMania. In each episode of Target Women, Sarah Haskins takes a look at the often-ridiculous way the media reaches out to women.

infoMania is a half-hour satirical news show that airs on Current TV. The show puts a comedic spin on the 24-hour chaos and information overload brought about by the constant bombardment of the media. Hosted by Conor Knighton and co-starring Brett Erlich, Sarah Haskins, Ben Hoffman, Bryan Safi and Sergio Cilli, the show airs on Thursdays at 10 pm Eastern and Pacific Times and can be found online at http://current.com/infomania/ or on Current TV. And make sure to check out our facebook profile for special features at http://infomaniafacebook.com.

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  Elke_Schumann
- I love your show but I have to say I tried the vibrating mascara and it's the best mascara I ever used :-)
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  Apryl_Goldstone
- so THAT'S how that boob thing works! hmmm...I'll just stick to stuffing my blanket there ;)
  
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  kdawg22
- I love Sarah Haskins!!!!!!
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  misslevvic111
- I love it! to funny! Vibrating Mascara... Anything to get ya money!
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  sugarlilly
- sarah. marry me.
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  Christine_Frey
- Sarah! You'e both funny AND amazing! My girlfriend and I love your videos! Keep them coming.
  
  I wish you had a FB page!!
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  Miriphoto
- What I want is the gadget that holds Suzanne Somers' hair in place like it is in that informercial! So cool, if only.
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  costic
- Con-trap-shun........it's ironic a little ...............I like this word! It makes me wanna buy a penis pump even thought I guess I could just make one.
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  Amber_Karnes
- The video doesn't load for me! :( All the other ones work!
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  Matt_Hoskins
- Sarah! Mascara Horses! Just in time for the Christmas season... Forget My Little Pony! It's Mascara Horses!
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  stoggiemon
- Have any of you guys heard of the "Booty Pop?" I heard it's supposed to do wonders to all those flat bottomed girls out there! For only $19.99 can you own 2 booty pops! For all those girls out there that wanna advocate false advertising!
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  smurph25
- stoggiemon:
  I can see what you're talking about...
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  gwdexter
- Speaking of: here is the greatest Beauty Contraption EVER... the youtube description of this edited version of the Rejuvenique instructional video used to say something like "Gentlemen, every day, every woman you know is torturing herself with devices such as this to live up to your beauty standards. You should be ashamed of yourself!" (Many commenters did not get the joke)
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  24French
- A new era in mascara! Poetry is not dead!
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  artisticmonster
- I absolutely adore your videos; they make me cry laughing. Laughing -the new beauty exercise that's sweeping the nation.
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  Elligirl
- Sarah, you hit upon THE ANSWER. We all need castles!
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  shauna828
- I'm finding it ironic/slightly hilarious that when I watched this video, there was a rollover ad for Dove Visibly Smooth deodorant tacked onto the bottom!
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  Meeta
- One of the most brilliant lines of the year: "What about that silent beauty problem - your boob shape at night?"
  
  A castle-dwelling European
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  grifyn
- Vibrating mascara... that's a class-action lawsuit waiting to happen.
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  asherp
- grifyn:
  It doubles as a tattoo needle for the whites of your eyes.
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  Theekshani
- grifyn:
  A little tube that vibrates? And it's not a vibrator??
  Marketing FAIL.
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  checarina
- 9306 times what? Who cares?
  
  HA!
  
  Thanks for another awesome segment, Sarah!
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