Leave your review (in Haiku form) for the last movie you saw, whether it was in the theaters, on Hulu or in the comfort of your own Netflix account.
Remember it has to be 5/7/5! Free-form poetry isn't allowed folks.
But if we dig it, you could have it performed on an episode of The Rotten Tomatoes Show!
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- jlichman
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Cloudy with a chance of meatballs
Goofball likes science
Device makes food rain
Where's the issue? -
couples retreat
exotic locale
surrounded by boring stars
am I in rehab? -
Paranormal Activity
Ghosts aren't scary
but after this movie I
had to clean my pants-
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- mountaingoatee
- 29 days ago
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Saw VI
More of the same thing
Bloody gore, guts, corn syrup
But better than five-
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- Monkeybicycle
- 28 days ago
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The Land Before Time
Little Dinosaurs
Sing songs for twenty sequels
Aren't they extinct yet? -
Fantasia
Hippos Dance Ballet
Mickey wears Sorrecor's hat
Demon calls spirits-
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- Timothy_Murphy
- 26 days ago
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Where The Wild Things Are
Playful, Scary Monsters
Max becomes King for the Things
That's all there is, here-
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- Timothy_Murphy
- 26 days ago
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Current Haiku Cult.
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Ghostbusters II
Ghosts run wild, again!
Pink goo makes New York Angry
Isn't it always mad?-
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- Timothy_Murphy
- 26 days ago
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The Muppets Take Manhattan
Muppets head out to Manhattan
To get a play on Broadway
A wedding ends it-
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- Timothy_Murphy
- 26 days ago
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G.I. Joe
Snake Eyes Rocked
All Cheap Hasbro weapons bought
The Baroness was hot-
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- Timothy_Murphy
- 26 days ago
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A Goofy movie
Goofy want to bond with
His son Max, who thinks Dad's dorky
Hillarity ensues-
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- Timothy_Murphy
- 26 days ago
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Astro Boy?!? What the?!?
Give the Smurfs a reboot please
I need Gargamel.-
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- cypher1942
- 26 days ago
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Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant
Edward and Bella
But Edward is 40 and
Bella has a beard-
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- keithjoforever
- 26 days ago
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Haiku devoted to the 1995 movie 'Hackers':
Oh, movie hackers;
Your hate for society;
Outweighed by your skill.-
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- hatchetface
- 26 days ago
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The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Tim Curry, a drag queen
Creating his sweet lover, Rocky
Let's do the Timewarp-
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- Timothy_Murphy
- 25 days ago
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Saw 6
People still see these?
Didn't the crazed old dude die?
Break the cycle, folks -
Amelia
Flying looks easy
Death was navigator's fault
Stunt freckles galore-
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- Megan_Carr
- 25 days ago
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The Men Who Stare at Goats
Crazy eye Clooney
Ewan's robotic accent
Worth it for Bridges-
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- Megan_Carr
- 25 days ago
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Poltergeist
Poor lil Carole Anne
"Bastard! She's just a baby!"
Take the dwarf instead.-
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- ChiefMelee
- 25 days ago
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Twilight
Bella doesn't smile
even though she loves Edward.
She looks so depressed.-
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- ChiefMelee
- 25 days ago
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Saw VI
CEO plays God.
In homage to health care change
Jigsaw gives him Hell.-
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- ChiefMelee
- 25 days ago
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Law Abiding Citizen
Did you see Death Wish?
Butler Is just Chuck Bronson
But No Badass 'Stache-
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- SpikeStone
- 25 days ago
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Amelia
Sad Amelia,
Soaring quickly from theatres.
Word of mouth plane crash.-
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- SpikeStone
- 25 days ago
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Castaway
Tom Hanks is stranded
a volleyball is hs freind
WIlSON, he must say goodbye-
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- Timothy_Murphy
- 24 days ago
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