That's Gay: Conversion

I love you Brian! If only everyone had a sense of humor as refreshing as yours. This whole conversion thing sickens me. I grew up with a mother who told me that if she ever found out I was gay she would take me to the courthouse and legally disown me. My mother would not allow me to even hug gay people out of fear that I would catch AIDS!!!! I have been and will always be a proud bisexual. There is a lot of debate as to whether or not bisexuality counts. I believe it does. My heart does not belong to a man or woman alone. My heart belongs to those who treat me with basic love and respect....male or female, it makes no difference to me. I believe our higher power wants us to love EVERYONE and would never condemn me for being with a woman. As a mother I raise my child to love whomever she chooses. Gayness can not be erased by conversion. I don't think it can be erased at all. We are who we are and that's all there is to it.

Good luck with "That's Straight" (way too obvious), but have you been hearing about the latest Grand Theft Auto game "The Ballad of Gay Tony", I think that should be covered...

You know, Bryan, you really make me regret the fact that you cannot be converted.

I always look forward to the new "That's Gay" segment - you never let me down Bryan! Love the part at the end for how to address how your mom emotionally molested you or how your dad didn't love you enough...hilarious

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Gay conversion makes as much sense as attempting to change your race with cosmetic proceedures. Sure, you might (or might not) be able to convince other people, but you'll always know it's a lie.

If that lie makes you happy, fine. You'll probably end up realising you ruined your chance of being truely happy when it's too late to reclaim any time.

hahaha dude.... lmao.

In the old days, religious zealots just used to whip themselves to get rid of sin. Now they just have sex with women to punish themselves... If I were a woman I'd be insulted.

hahaha yeah this stuff on tv is just crap. you are who you are. my mother can't stand the fact that i'm gay but im not gay because she or my father never loved me enough? they are just catholic, hardcore catholics, and i'm the gay satan child? idk but like i said you are who you are and the ones who love you for who you really are, are the only people that should matter to you. i do love my parents and they never really came around to the idea but they still see me as their daughter. i guess?

I just watched prayers for bobby. When she could live up to the truth she said, I knew he was different from the second he was conceived.

Great job Brian! Funny and though provoking as always

"You are the sunshine of my life, blablabla, you are the apple of my life, blablabla..."
Everyday is another day of assholes spreading their poison like there's no tomorrow. And no matter how pointless and ridiculous they are, I can't help but feel anger and bitterness grow. But then I watch your show and the good laughs it brings make everything way easier. Thank you so much for what you do!

Testify.

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It's easy to laugh at the ex-gays... but it's genuinely sad really. Denial is not just a river in Egypt as they say...

this is hillarious!

Why does dressing like Ben Hoffman mean you're straight?

lmao! Bryan, you truly are incredible. Logic FTW!

can someone please tell me what that little song at the beginning and the end of the video is?? thanks a bunch!

let's keep in mind that 100 years ago they did conversions for those demonized by being born left-handed. oh christianity. and 50 years ago it was illegal for me to marry a black man. times they are a changing my friends!

The "Mom!" scene killed me! Jesus.

How completely ludicrous!

brilliant! "nothing cures gayness like man on man cuddling" lol