Jon Stewart takes Fox News Apart

You want funny ? WELL HERE IS A FUNNY WAY TO EXPLAIN THAT A TERROREST HAS CONTROL OVER OUR PRESIDENT! ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………. Now average Joe and Suzy six pack understand the Lottery and how hard it is to hit the "Jack Pot" and the biggest lottery is still the Irish Sweepstakes Lottery. So after you calculate in the number of books you have at the library of Congress and out of those how many include the obscure reference to a Tidal River "That are not science related". My guess is the odds of having a guy living in the Neighborhood “A Stones throw away” and both of them haven written about a River going Both ways, would be about as unlikely as winning the Irish Sweepstakes! ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..Then you add other math algorithms. Not only do you live within a Stone’s throw from this guy in the neighborhood who both just happened to Wright about a Tidal River going both ways, and then add the unlikely coincidence that while living in N.Y.C. both Obama and Ayres and Doren all lived within a Stone’s throw from each other as well!" WOW! What a coincidence that is! Folks it turns out the chances of that occurring twice for the same three people would be the equivalent of winning a SECOND Irish Sweepstakes! WOW ! …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..Now you add another unbelievable coincidence that in both Books that when the discussions is raised about the Tidal River witch moves both directions the story relates to a older Male that is educating a younger Male. WOW WOW! Now you add the fact that in both Ayres and Obamas Book they were standing at the exact same spot on the exact same River "The Hudson". Adding those two coincidences in and calculating the odds in Lottery terms, that would be like winning the 70 Million Irish Sweepstakes three times in a row. WOW WOW WOW! ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… This is starting to get uncanny! The coincidence just keeps multiplying. Then you add another algorithm in, it just so happens that William "Terrorist weather underground" Ayres and Obama both were at the same Accidental I meal Occidental Collage at the very same time. That’s just nuts. Both admit belonging to groups that advocated ending Apart idée in S. Africa. It turns out that the odds against that equal to about a 20 Million Dollar State lottery no where the extremely tuff odds of the Irish Sweepstakes "But 20 million is still 20 Million nothing to snicker at

lETS HAVE A FUNNY LOOK AT SOME OTHER NEWS THE OBAMA ADMIN. WONT ALLOW TOY TO HERE mmm mmm mmm SAN FRANCISCO POLICE TOLD TO SHUT UP! CEASE COMMUNACTING TO THE PUBLIC ABOUT NEW INFORMATION AND REOPENING CASE LINKING BILL AYRES AND DOREN TO SAN FRANCISCO BOMBING! http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/03/18/BA3J16ID29.DTL

And here is a humorus bit ! Eric Holder of the Obama admin. Justice Department told the San Francisco Police Dept. the reason they could not talk about reopening the Case is because they were shutting it down! MMM MMM MMM Seems as thow they are holding their own investagation witch superseeds that of the Police in San Francisco! Yeaaa thats the ticket. You want more Funny stuff ? How about Holder finds Ayres guilty one minnute and the following minnute Ayres and Doren are given Ammensty MMM MMM MMM Then Ayres can look in the Cameras once once again and say "Guilty as Hell and Free as a Bird!" Oh that will be funny for everyone except the Wives and Children of the Father who life Ayres and Doren took! Do you really think MSNBC would report this? http://current.com/items/91233474_police-department-in-san-francisco-told-to-shu...

Has anyone seen my Haldol? Please?