Bacon Lamp
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more from Comedy:
http://gizmodo.com/5400340/bacon-lamp
I doubt that words can do justice to the unbridled fulfillment a man receives when standing next to a bacon lamp birthed from his own brilliance.Flickr user kmkelley617's bacon lamp is real and it's (mostly) edible. The shade is made out of 99% handwoven bacon which was then baked as a mold in the oven, probably so kmkelley617 wouldn't find himself violently ill should he get mouthy in the middle of a spontaneous-yet-inevitable man-on-lamp lovemaking session.
The only room we see for improvement is to replace that lightbulb with something of a higher wattage so the lamp becomes a dual bacon idol/bacon cooker, rather than solely the former.
http://gizmodo.com/5400340/bacon-lamp
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larock
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He looks like he should be holding an ax.
- 3 months ago
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larock
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jdamonb
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I've see leather lampshades before so I was thinking pigskin would be perfectly usuable if only it would smell like BACON.
I suppose all that dripping bacon fat would be great in polishing the furniture. - 3 months ago
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jdamonb
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tallmansam
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm bacon lamp
http://scott.club365.net/uploaded_images/drooling_homer-712749.gif
- 3 months ago
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tallmansam
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remanns
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Come back to me when you can do it with spam. Pfff.
- 3 months ago
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remanns
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royulery
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for the man that has everything, especially keven bacon.
- 3 months ago
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royulery
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samthesixth
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I hope they use them to light the hospital room of the Ft Hood shooter.
- 3 months ago
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samthesixth
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royulery
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samthesixth:
what a great idea. threaten to bury terrorists wrong; bacon turbin, shaved by a jew, tattoos defiling the profit, mouthful of burbon, wrong name on grave, the cloths of a whore and a sex change.
the threat of such a burial might stop a mad bomber. great idea! - 3 months ago
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royulery
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samthesixth
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aswift1:
awesome!
- 3 months ago
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samthesixth
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tangibleparadox
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aswift1:
i love me some beautiful boobies, but that is wholly unappetizing.
- 3 months ago
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tangibleparadox
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royulery
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aswift1:
i was going to send a picture of the male counterpart but only one piece of bacon was necessary for modesty. i just didn't want to sell myself short and turkey bacon just doesn't do it.
- 3 months ago
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royulery
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hell0everything
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aswift1:
Oh god barf. Uncooked bacon is so slimy! Slimy breasts = no thank you.
- 3 months ago
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hell0everything
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aswift1
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gross. are people really that bored?
- 3 months ago
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Aoirsae
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All he needs now is some bacon wallpaper, and maybe a bacon carpet.
- 3 months ago
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Aoirsae
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cyanide7
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ewwy..... if i saw a lamp made out of bacon and it filled the room with bacon aroma.... i think i would puke.... blech... XP
- 3 months ago
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cyanide7
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Numbz
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I wouldn't be able to have that in my house... I would turn it on... it would warm up and smell like bacon... and I would eat it.
- 3 months ago
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Numbz
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AnnieMole
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Doesn't it make the room smell of bacon though?
- 3 months ago
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AnnieMole
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happy3kmed
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it's like the texas chainsaw massacre.... with more lamps
- 3 months ago
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happy3kmed
