Six great religious truths

World without end....

Atheists are not ALWAYS happy. Not always.

forgot

Baptists are not all singers

lmfao epic

Rastafarians have the best weed and may be happier than atheists.

HAHAHA!!

Hey tangibleparadox: Its all a matter of how you see it, some see it as truth others lies. But what is the truth and what is the lie? I see myself as a 24 year old riding my bike through the Mojave desert, my doctor sees me as a 60 year old overweight, arthritic, with an iron deficiency. Which is the truth?

descartes said "the idea of god is that of a supremely perfect being, in being perfect he must exist, for existence is a property of perfection" thats not it word for word, but it gives the general idea.

A priest is doing his scheduled time in the confessional, but has to take a massive dump. He looks out the door and only sees the janitor.
" Psst, Melvin come here please" he tells the janitor
'what is it father?"
"sit in for me while I take a dump would you?" said the priest. "how , what do I do?
"taped up here to the wall is a list of sins and the penances for each according sin"
"I can do that" said the janitor, having gone to confession all his life.
A woman in her mid 30s comes in and say's " Forgive me Father for I have sinned and it has been 2 yrs, since my last confession"
"what are your sins my child?" said the janitor
"well I have been cheating on my husband with a man from work and last night had anal sex" said the woman
The priest scans the list, but nothing about anal sex. The janitor sees a choir boy and says, "psst...what does the priest usually give for anal sex?"
" usually $10.00 and a happy meal"

"A man without god is like a fish without a bicycle."
Quoted by Robert Anton Wilson in "Cosmic Trigger Vol 1", found on the men's room wall, Larry Blake's Pub, Berkeley, 1977.

i like this it really reminds me why the world sucks the opinion of the scared trump the facts of the rational

I'm sorry, how does this make Atheists happy?

I wouldn't say that I am always happy. But I would say that the rest is probably true, especially how Mennonites don't really acknowledge a lot of things... except that maybe hooters has good wings.

I don't see how the first three statements are an insult to anyone.

pastafarians don't recognize reality from drug-induced dreams

pastafarians have the best pasta and may be happier than rastafarians.

lolol 6 . ATHEISTS ARE ALWAYS HAPPY

What's up with all the boring posts lately?

if only we kept our relationship with god to ourselves instead of telling others how its done these theological differences wouldnt matter. wouldnt that be nice

Please add 'Followers of Thor like to use their hammers alot'. Thank you.

Atheism is boring

Most of the atheists I know are miserable, cynical, snarky jerks who have no sense of humor.

Hmmmm, interesting, most religious people that I know are self righteous, narrow minded, mean spirited jerks with no sense of humor. Maybe it is regional? ;)

dumbest thing i've ever read, especially number 6.