Donut seeds, Thai bathrooms, fake watches, and some FAILs that I don't think are FAILs #13
Sometimes people decide to call things FAILs, when they aren’t really that FAIL. I try to find the glimmer of goodness in everything, so this is another edition of some FAILs that I don’t think are really FAILs.
A dog shit near your gifts. I guess that's a FAIL, but at least you got gifts. Plus your mom told me that one of those presents is a gift certificate to Stanley Steemer.
He could have gotten drunk in the banquet hall, and made a fool of himself and his fellow employees. This jacket is the cruiseline's equivalent of a dunce cap.
This translates as "Snacks Mister Urine." You called this a FAIL, because you say you don't want to walk twenty meters to find snacks. But it's really not that far dude, remember twenty meters is only sixty feet. If you took the time to remember the metric system, we wouldn't keep having this same problem.
Are you so stupid that you actually tried to plant these Cheerios, and expected that donuts would grow? Idiot! You can only grow more Cheerios from those seeds.
Oh you're disappointed that they didn't pluralize MAN. Clearly the bathroom at this Thai train station can hold only one man, and several women.
Fake watches don't keep time, they are made of plastic and silly putty. Genuine fake watches look like they're made by Gucci, but actually keep time. So who you calling a FAIL now?
How is preventing violence a FAIL? Save your quarters for ten-for-one Tuesdays.
The thought process for this FAIL was: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA A DOG IN A PLACE WHERE IT SHOULDNT BE. THIS IS SO FUNNY TO ME." But this isn't funny to any of us. Sorry bro this isn't a FAIL. But if it makes you feel any better your dog is sort of cute.
Catch up on your FAILs that aren’t FAILS.
A dog shit near your gifts. I guess that's a FAIL, but at least you got gifts. Plus your mom told me that one of those presents is a gift certificate to Stanley Steemer.
He could have gotten drunk in the banquet hall, and made a fool of himself and his fellow employees. This jacket is the cruiseline's equivalent of a dunce cap.
This translates as "Snacks Mister Urine." You called this a FAIL, because you say you don't want to walk twenty meters to find snacks. But it's really not that far dude, remember twenty meters is only sixty feet. If you took the time to remember the metric system, we wouldn't keep having this same problem.
Are you so stupid that you actually tried to plant these Cheerios, and expected that donuts would grow? Idiot! You can only grow more Cheerios from those seeds.
Oh you're disappointed that they didn't pluralize MAN. Clearly the bathroom at this Thai train station can hold only one man, and several women.
Fake watches don't keep time, they are made of plastic and silly putty. Genuine fake watches look like they're made by Gucci, but actually keep time. So who you calling a FAIL now?
How is preventing violence a FAIL? Save your quarters for ten-for-one Tuesdays.
The thought process for this FAIL was: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA A DOG IN A PLACE WHERE IT SHOULDNT BE. THIS IS SO FUNNY TO ME." But this isn't funny to any of us. Sorry bro this isn't a FAIL. But if it makes you feel any better your dog is sort of cute.
Catch up on your FAILs that aren’t FAILS.
