Economic Stimulus
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Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another 'Economic Stimulus' payment.
This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a Q & A format:
Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ?
A. It is money that the government will send to taxpayers.
Q.. Where will the government get this money ?
A. From taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money ?
A. Only a smidgen of it.
Q. What is the purpose of this payment ?
A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
A. Shut up.
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.K. economy by spending your stimulus cheque wisely:
* If you spend the stimulus money at Asda or Tesco, the money will go to China or Taiwan.
* If you spend it on petrol, your money will go to the Arabs.
* If you purchase a computer, it will go to India , Taiwan or China .
* If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico , Honduras and Guatemala ..
* If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea .
* If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan .
* If you pay your credit cards off, or buy shares, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.
Instead, keep the money in Wales by:
1) Spending it at a Valley's car boot sale, or
2) Going to Swansea night clubs, or
3) Spending it on Newport prostitutes, or
4) Home Brew Beer and/or whisky or
5) Tattoos.
(These are the only Welsh businesses still operating in Wales )
Conclusion:
Be patriotic - go to a Swansea night club with a tattooed prostitute from Pill, that you met at a car boot sale at Chepstow Racecourse and drink Home brew Taffy beer day and night.
No need to thank me, I'm just glad I could be of help.
READ MORE HERE
http://beatreview.com/article/economic-stimulus-taffy-style
This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a Q & A format:
Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ?
A. It is money that the government will send to taxpayers.
Q.. Where will the government get this money ?
A. From taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money ?
A. Only a smidgen of it.
Q. What is the purpose of this payment ?
A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
A. Shut up.
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.K. economy by spending your stimulus cheque wisely:
* If you spend the stimulus money at Asda or Tesco, the money will go to China or Taiwan.
* If you spend it on petrol, your money will go to the Arabs.
* If you purchase a computer, it will go to India , Taiwan or China .
* If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico , Honduras and Guatemala ..
* If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea .
* If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan .
* If you pay your credit cards off, or buy shares, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.
Instead, keep the money in Wales by:
1) Spending it at a Valley's car boot sale, or
2) Going to Swansea night clubs, or
3) Spending it on Newport prostitutes, or
4) Home Brew Beer and/or whisky or
5) Tattoos.
(These are the only Welsh businesses still operating in Wales )
Conclusion:
Be patriotic - go to a Swansea night club with a tattooed prostitute from Pill, that you met at a car boot sale at Chepstow Racecourse and drink Home brew Taffy beer day and night.
No need to thank me, I'm just glad I could be of help.
READ MORE HERE
http://beatreview.com/article/economic-stimulus-taffy-style
