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New Rule: If we can’t, after all is said and done, make this election go the right way, at least we can save one man. I’m talking about young Master Levi Johnston. He’s the 18-year-old Alaskan hockey enthusiast who knocked up Sarah Palin’s daughter, and the National Enquirer describes him as “a boozing pot-smoker who doesn’t want to get married” – and John McCain thinks he found his soul mate!
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15 comments // Free Levi

  • openwiide
  • Patio_Patty
  • Patio_Patty
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      Patio_Patty  
    • Arghhh! If you're pro choice this makes you even sicker. No need to ruin everyone's life just because you couldn't think of wrapping up your sperm delivery system. Trailer trash and rednecks! What a combo!

    • 3 years ago
  • Bwittany
  • tanyetta
  • msltj20
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      msltj20  
    • im sorry... why the FUCK did you post this elsonwvu? AND your only referenced source is the National Enquirer.

      isn't this website for news?

    • 3 years ago
  • phoenixtoo
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      phoenixtoo  
    • This "loving mother" of a daughter who has made a horrible mistake wants her to make another and cheapen the institution of marriage. She knows she has a daughter who will be held up to scorn before much less than 700,000 people. because most alaskans won't care, so she makes absolutly certain that she will be held up to national scorn before millions. She has small children and does not hesitate a blink to consider what impact 4 years or more in washington would do to them not to mention a husband who would of necessity be a house husband.Send her first born into battle where he will be specially targeted and possibly held hostage due to her position. No never crosses her mind apparently, despiite all evidece pointing to a lot of available space there. A loving mother who doesn't hesitate a blink despite all it would cost her family, Perhaps she only sees the up side, blind to the obvious cost. Stupid and oblivious or incautious and greedy? Just can't decide.

    • 3 years ago
  • outtheinside
  • uroborus8
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      uroborus8  
    • Levi's case should be a lesson to all hard up 18 year old young men. When having sex with religious pro-life zealots wear a damn condom! Better yet, don't have sex with religious pro-life zealots or the daughters of them.

    • 3 years ago
  • _thejournalist_
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      _thejournalist_  
    • I heard he has an illegitimate black baby in south carolina. He was told to watch out, the dems are on a witch hunt. He said "wow they do dat' too!". "My pastor is real good at dat'" "yee haw"

    • 3 years ago
  • duke49660
  • aliasone
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      aliasone  
    • Do we want this miscreant freeloading in the White House?

      Levi Johnston calls himself a “fuckin’ redneck,” and talks about how if anyone messes with him "I'll kick their fuckin' ass,” and talks about how he likes to “shoot shit” for fun, and still be viewed as a responsible, all-American boy (and a great son-in-law to be) rather than a thug.

      When have we had such un-American low-life in the White House?

    • 3 years ago
  • kennymotown
  • GatorMonkey
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