Cheney having irregular heart rhythm...

he's just getting jumpy because he KNOWS his power and time in this dark white house is ENDING! haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

that's tight

Dick Cheney is the most criminal of American politicians since the Nixon-Agnew-Kissinger-Hoover era's Gang of Four. He has sold his grandchildrens' legacies and the world they will inherit for the sake of more profit and more power. He obviously has no conscience or sense of obligation to anyone but himself, so do not look to me for anything remotely resembling sympathy or concern for his well being. In that he has demonstrated that his heart is made of stone, I don't think it is in any danger of failing any time soon.

Anyone who wished him death, me included, are not on the terror list.

wow.. i am scared that people are actually able to genuinely hate someone so much that pain caused to them is like satisfaction to us... i mean he is the devil and everything but... really people?.. be the bigger man..

Now I need to hear Sting - Be Still My Beating Heart..
It's a good song.

I usually don't wish death on people but I have reason to believe he is in fact not a "person".

Nice to read these blogs and have all my thoughts reinforced, no one in this world will miss this evildoer partner of Satan himself, I am sure he has a good seat in hell for eternity, eternity, eternity it sounds like forvever.

hmmmm....maybe he will find himself with irregular bowel movements to keep his cold hateful heart company

nuf said

This dude has a hornets nest where a normal humans heart should be.

I hope he suffers a slow agonizing disgusting death that equals the sum of the suffering he has brought to mankind.

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i can't believe that guy shot someone in the face and had them apologize to him, now he's letting us know he has an irregular heart rhythm. fuck you dick

with any luck he might just go under the needle and die, cross your fingers

I don't wish death on him... but I would not be upset in the least if he died.

But we all know that is next to impossible. The man will outlive all of us... Evil and hate will drive him to live longer than any human ever has.

Hopefully this will remind people how easy it would be for Sarah Palin to become president.

Wow... scary isn't it?

I just hope its a humbling experience

Wish him the best...

death possible.

He'll problem live just long enough to finish his term and cause some more damage.

This article is a baldfaced lie!!! Cheney has no heart!!

old news, we all know that his heart beats "the imperial march"

Despite all the wrong he has done, I will not wish him ill. For the same reasons I cannot wish him well.

Politics has skewed our value of life. LOL. Irony at its' most ridiculous.

This shouldnt be breaking news to anyone......hes had heat problems his whole life and several heart heart attacks.

Cheney should go hunting with Chris Dodd and Barney Frank. Why aren't these guys in jail? Cheney's the only person left in the Bush administration who's huevos weren't clipped by Harry Reed and Nancy Pelosi.

Donnnnnnnnnnn't anyone say anything!
Just kidding?

hey the night diver

not so much hating going on just trying to have a few laughs over the limp noodles left on Penn Ave.
They've wasted our 8 years, we need to joke about something do you have a better topic in mind?

he was always limp didn't you know that!

wow.

so much hate on this board.

politics has really skewed your value of human life, huh?

disappointing.

we have a limp Dick!!

kar·ma (noun): the force generated by a person's actions held in Hinduism and Buddhism to perpetuate transmigration and in its ethical consequences to determine the nature of the person's next existence.
Action, seen as bringing upon oneself inevitable results, good or bad, either in this life or in a reincarnation.

I'm trying to sympathize. Not working...

Hey, anyone ever heard of a precordial thump, well maybe we can take him to the woods, let the shotgun sound off and that may jump start his heart back into regular beats, can't hurt could it!

I don't know they have given me false hope before, I'll wait and see don't want too celebrate to soon.

Watch for more disappearing documents.

Dick readies his exit strategy. Just before the indictments are handed out Dick will have a mysterious ailment and retire to Dubai or simply disappear altogether leaving George to hold the Baghdad.

One more reason why old people should not be involved with politics. I mean after you turn 55 you should just quit it. Exspecially when you've seist to move forward in any "greater good efforts". It is at this general age where the body becomes weeker and the peson becomes far out of touch with the Current =) generation and the upcoming generation for that matter.

Wow, never thought I would see the anti-capital punishment Current members wish a slow and painful death upon another, even if he did do awful things. I'm scared.

Only the good die young, EVIL never dies!

We wish you hell , Mr. Dick !

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the only way for him to survive is to get a direct transplant from satan himself

We all know Dick is a Zombie, even Satan distrusts this undead being.

slow, painful, and with a fake recovery leading to another, this time fatal heart attack...

Let justice be served... make it a slow one Lord!

for someone who suffered his first of 23 heart attacks midway through the Eisenhower Administration, Cheney's held up remarkably well... but if he doesn't pull through this, there's only one move Bush can make: appoint Palin to VP now! Instant credibility!

Woah lets not be hasty. This hasn't been confirmed yet. After all his heart is in an undisclosed location.

He'll be fine, his contract with Satan doesn't expire until 2050. He's the last of the Sith Lord.

I wonder if he knows that he is expendable in the grand scheme of pity votes?

Medical breakthrough expected......First mouse to human heart transplant.