News and Politics | November 19, 2008 | 65 comments

Hitler really did have only one ball

source: http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,24674861-5012749,00.html

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A German medic who treated Hitler during WW1 has confirmed what the famous old song always said - the Führer really did only have one love spud. According to the doctor, the Nazi leader lost one of his crown jewels during the Battle of the Somme in 1916.

Until now, there hasn't actually been any conclusive proof to back up the WW2 tune that began: "Hitler has only got one ball, the other is in the Albert Hall."

A document noting a conversation in the 60s between German war doctor Johan Jambor and his priest that's recently come to light detailed the specifics of the injury. Historians had always know he'd been damaged in the groin during the Somme but the loss of his cajone had never actually been proven.

Friends of the doctor said he later blamed himself for saving the life of one of history's most notorious monsters:

"In 1916 they had their hardest fight in the Battle of the Somme. For several hours, Johan and his friends picked up injured soldiers. He remembers Hitler. They called him the 'Screamer'. He was very noisy. Hitler was screaming 'help, help'.

"His abdomen and legs were all in blood. Hitler was injured in the abdomen and lost one testicle. His first question to the doctor was: 'Will I be able to have children?'."
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65 comments // Hitler really did have only one ball

  • tiredcoffeedrinker
  • lcdoll920
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      lcdoll920  

    • Wow, I'm glad I now know that Hiltler, one of the most evil men to walk the face of the earth, only had one testicle. I always wondered how much junk he had!

    • 3 years ago
  • onechance
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      onechance  
    • lcdoll920:

      Maybe that kept his dumb ass from reproducing...
      If only Bu$h was a ball shy... His daughter doesn't seem all that bad, yet. Then again, Hitler wasn't exactly eating babies in his youth either. We'll see how lil Bu$hette turns out...

    • 3 years ago
  • MiguelSanchez
  • YesWeDid
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      YesWeDid  

    • Heres the thing about Hitler that kinda throws me for a loop.......his lifestyle was liberal yet he chose a far right wing method of government. Think about it....Hitler was a partial minority being that he had jewish blood in his veins, he was an art student, he was a vegetarian (ofcoarse that would explain more of why PETA acts like a bunch of Nazis), and there is evidence that Hitler was more then likely gay. I think Hitler was just having an identity crises that unfortunality led to WW2. If his family would have just let him paint, be a broccoli head, go to temple, and date Clause maybe we would have avoided the whole situation. Or maybe Hitler was just a massive dick.....either way, I'm glad he's dead.

    • 3 years ago
  • tiredcoffeedrinker
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      tiredcoffeedrinker  
    • YesWeDid:

      Hitler didnt have jewish blood. He painted but was never a student of art, he never passed the tests in vienna. He was lazy and being an artist allowed his bohemian lifestyle in his youth. and to suggest that he set out to conqueror Europe because of his sexual preference is ridiculous. Hitler was a strong german patriot that became power drunk and likely went insane; one of the most deplorable men in history. what throws me is when people talk of a president as if they should be a regular guy, considering that others are elevated in many respects. Hitler was a nobody that conquered millions in less than twenty years. Though his actions are by far the most disgusting and sad in recent history, I find some of his attributes highly motivating.

    • 3 years ago
  • ninepounds6
  • YesWeDid
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      YesWeDid  
    • ninepounds6:

      LoL......well Nazi's are an unfortunate by product of having freedom of speech. Just like Christians trying to push an agenda in our public schools is a by product of having freedom of religion and George W. Bush is the by product of having free and fair elections and the North having won the civil war. If only the south would rise again I'd let them go.

    • 3 years ago
  • DeliaTheArtist
  • Tayllerand
  • Sumiboom
  • ClusterAble
  • rainbowryan420
  • larock
  • barbara3d
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      barbara3d  

    • Interesting but lots of men with testicular cancer had theirs removed and did not commit genocide. His most dangerous organ was his brain, or lack thereof.

    • 3 years ago
  • LinXitoW
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      LinXitoW  
    • barbara3d:

      Even though i already know that this will come out wrong, i oppose. Without his very intelligent ways he wouldve never been able to take control in the first place. Where he lacked selfcontrol was later on in the war when he turned insane and corrupt from too much power.

    • 3 years ago
  • barbara3d
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      barbara3d  
    • barbara3d:

      became insane? His original goal was to create the perfect race in his own image. Intelligent-yes, evil-yes but dont try to excuse it by saying he became insane in the end. when you put thousands of jews into hot boxcars and send them to death camps, well there are just no words.

    • 3 years ago
  • deadpool
  • cantucwearebrothers
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      cantucwearebrothers  

    • "Friends of the doctor said he later blamed himself for saving the life of one of history's most notorious monsters"

      Aye carumba...that was probably hard to live with.

    • 3 years ago
  • dreamland15
  • GeoffNI
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      GeoffNI  

    • I don't know about having one ball, maybe he then was on Testosterone as hormone replacement and living in consistant riod rage.

    • 3 years ago
  • samthesixth
  • arcticspirit
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      arcticspirit  

    • Hitler had a whole array of medical problems and was on a drug cocktail that no sane doctor would ever give a patient in this day and age. No wonder he made such horrible decisions as things went on. He should have been removed from office. As for the people around him, they had no excuses.

    • 3 years ago
  • LinXitoW
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      LinXitoW  
    • arcticspirit:

      His whole way of getting the whole country behind was brilliant and showed his intellectual capabilities.
      But if all that rly resulted from drug abuse, one might consider being thankful, because Germany only lost because of some very bad decisions from the junky Führer. What i meanis: If he hadnt been ill by drug abuse, he mightve succeeded in building up the 1000 jähriges Reich.

    • 3 years ago
  • Valentin0o
  • numinant
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      numinant  

    • yes, but he more than made up for in... genocide... perhaps someone should have bought him a porsche.

      is it true that he was chronically constipated as well, which is the reason he dabbled in vegetarianism?

    • 3 years ago
  • tiredcoffeedrinker
  • Brockie
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      Brockie  

    • Thankfully Hitler never had any children, Can you imagine how they would have been treated after the war. So at this point I guess it really doesnt matter that much any more. Other than its an interesting note in history.

    • 3 years ago
  • MiguelSanchez
  • thegreatsod
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      thegreatsod  
    • Brockie:

      By the way, did you know there are still some living relatives of Adolf Hitler (blood related)? But apparently the children of his half sister took an oath never to have children (some moved to the US during the 2nd world war) also they changed their surname to "Hiller".

      Also, do some research on "Jean-Marie Loret-Frizon" apparently Hitlers son...of course the intercourse must have been before he lost his ball :D but there was never enough proof and this was never DNA-tested. Very interesting...

    • 3 years ago
  • ix3bumblebeetuna
  • extblues
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      extblues  

    • I heard a slightly different version of this ditty growing up:

      "Hitler, he only had one ball,
      Goering, had two, but they were small..."

      ...and I forget the rest.

    • 3 years ago
  • DonkeyPong
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      DonkeyPong  
    • extblues:

      That's odd, I heard it was Goebbels that had "two, but small". Then there was Schneider, who had "two, but wider", which isn't really something to brag about. These facts were clearly passed on by Chinese whispers.

    • 3 years ago
  • emmahill
  • Found_Avenue
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      Found_Avenue  
    • extblues:

      (To the tune of The Colonel Bogey March...)

      Hitler... Has Only Got One Ball
      Goering... Has Two But They Are Small
      Himmler... Has Something Similar
      And Poor Old Goebbels... Has No Balls... At All
      yay!

      By the way, I learned this song from my mom! She used to sing it to me when i was a kid!

    • 3 years ago
  • extblues
  • Found_Avenue
  • LarzNero
  • hapykap
  • Simon_S
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