Second conviction for man who has horse sex

This should be filed under comedy, i don't feel sorry for the guy or the horse, sadly.

He needs to register as a sex offender and not allowed within 500' of any farm. Oh yes don't leave your drawers at scene of crime. I know this sounds "Tackey" I think they were just horsing around! OK I think I got that out of my system....I avoided reading this as long as I could. I knew it would come down to this..

First impression is pretty important. LOL

But seriously, what if he like actually LOVES his horse?
He has no problem with interspecies love?
He looks in their deep eyes and see their beauty?

personally i think it's fucking gross, BUT WHAT IF PEOPLE!???

I know that I should not be laughing over this, which I am doing as I am typing, as this is pretty horrid. However, that horse must have made one hell of an impression the first time around!

Why poor horse? A stallion's member is something like ten times that of a human...

oh poor horse:(
that horse should have been taken into custody a long time ago.

I think we're more ashamed about the acts than he is.

Okay, that is truly disturbing. I couldn't help but think of Mr. Hands when I read this. Someone please let this guy know about Mr. Hands. . Unless he wants to end up like him! GROSS

that's gotta be illegal, that horse doesn't look 18 years old.

He thought that was how horseradish was made.

NNAAAAAAAAAsty!
Nothing is sicker
Than a jockey,( ranch hand,or stable boy)
That,ll stick her,( or him...)

Oh lord come quickly to this planet before is too late , you bastard if you want to have sex hire a hooker, what your doing is animal abuse. Animals have rights.
Oh Lord this people are not normal.
I heard there is video out there which is call (animal farm ) they say is very nasty.
Come on people enough is enough I heard crazy things but this is way out of line.
Get some help.

YOU KIDS BEST STOP HORSIN AROUND. NO WAY.

I hope a drunk horse stumbles into his jail cell.

This man obviously has a problem. Just how in the hell is prison going to fix it?

BWAHAHAHA!!! POOOR CALICO!!!

He says a few beers like that absolves him or detracts from the fact he was messing with a horse. Its a f**kin horse!!...Even drinking Stella with Absinth all night wouldn't make me contemplate doing that. Punching it in the face and swearing at it whilst falling over a kerb perhaps... ;)

Heres a related article from the same paper dated only a few days ago. The Metro must have a Horse Sex Investigation Desk or something.

This one is even more ridiculous

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=26994&in_page_id=34

"His crime was found out after Calico's owner noticed that a blanket and a mounting stool in the stable had been moved, and the horse was showing signs of stress."

It wasn't even his horse. Lol.

How can you not laugh at this???

How in the hell did he pull that off? Seems like it would be real hard to do.

lol so stupid and funny :D

I'm so disgusted by this.

a pony tried to take me back to the stables in her carriage. I didn't go though because i thought it was A TRAP....

This guy needs to be "reigned" in .. geddit? He's obviously un- STABLE!!

"I had a few beers, I went to the stable and interfered with the horse."

Maaaan, was I drunk last night. I ended up climbing onto a table in the middle of the pub, singing 'Angels' by Robbie Williams at the top of my voice, I bought the entire place a drink and then... *then*... I actually went home and had sex with a horse! I'm incorrigible!

How sick is this!!! Obviously this is a man who has far too much time on his hands! This is probably the next round of rights we'll hear about....the right to beastiality. How base can we be??

Imagine explaining that to your Mum, Or your Dad, or anybody for that matter...

They'll be neigh more horsey loving from that man for a while.