Drunken German Army "Too Fat To Fight Taleban"
source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1091559/German-soldiers-fat-fight-Taliban-...
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While British and U.S. troops in the country face a strict ban on alcohol, their German comrades are allowed two pints a day.
The stunning statistics reveal that in 2007 German forces in northern Afghanistan drank 1.7million pints of beer and 90,000 bottles of wine.
The troops also downed 896,000 pints of beer in the first six months of this year, the Times reported.
The statistics only add to the embarrassment of the country's federal army, Bundeswehr, after a report earlier this year found troops to be too fat, smoked too much and didn't exercise enough.
It showed they lived on beer and sausages while shunning fruit and vegetables.
The parliamentary report claimed that some 40 per cent of all German army personnel are overweight - a higher percentage than in the civilian population.
At the time Reinhold Robbe, the parliamentary commissioner for the armed forces, stated: 'Plainly put, the soldiers are too fat, exercise too little, and take little care of their diet.'
The Times also reported the damning allegation from a senior officer that Germany is failing in its main mission to train the Afghan police. He descibed the efforts as 'a miserable failure'.
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LozRiva
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It's not even about what is the point in them being their, it should be what is the cost to the German people and the danger they are putting our troops in. Fine them and get them replaced!
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LozRiva
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diode
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was about to post this gloriousness. total hilarity
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diode
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kennymotown
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I think they should stay that way, I remember my history
and the last thing we need is a sober German army. - 3 years ago
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kennymotown
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Jweezy
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LOL, Is this for real...?
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Jweezy
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krush_productions
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They're doing their jobs aren't they? Let them drink!
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krush_productions
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BloxParty
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krush_productions:
I think the point is that no, they're NOT doing their jobs.
The British Royal Marines and Paratroopers are fighting and dying in Helmand, going into enemy territory in Kajaki. The Germans are eating sausage and getting pissed.
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BloxParty
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krush_productions
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krush_productions:
Our troops aren't doing their jobs any better sober...
- 3 years ago
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krush_productions
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steadmani
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I'm not sure about it myself. On the one hand, when off duty soldiers have just as much right to smoke, drink, cuss or procreate as anyone else. It will infuriate the fundamental Muslims. But on the other hand, it's not the best way to maintain a decent standing army.
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steadmani
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abbym0308
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This is a pretty damning allegation. Are they all really just sitting around drinking? If so, what's the point of their being there?
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abbym0308
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steadmani
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Uh... OK. Anyone not a massive jerk want to comment on this?
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steadmani
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John_Amble
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Not surprising, those sausage-munching aryans need a strong leader to stop them acting like apes, wild apes.
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