Man beaten up by monkeys
source: http://www.newser.com/story/45658/monkey-see-monkey-beat.html
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The man, who concedes that, "they may have built up some feelings of hatred toward me," is now being investigated on charges of animal cruelty.
Way to go, monkeys!
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artemis6
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Hey, hey, were the monkeys...
- 3 years ago
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artemis6
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rill1
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evolution at its finest.....those monkeys had a plan followed through and jumped that dude. well executed.
- 3 years ago
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rill1
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USA
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The man is an idiot and deserves everything he got. He should be put in prison for animal abuse, the stupid m%0*&%^(*^.
- 3 years ago
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USA
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metalcookiesxy70
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Power to the animals!
- 3 years ago
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metalcookiesxy70
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Ricky84
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Dammit if this would of only happened in Russia we could have celebrated with possibly the greatest “In soviet Russia” joke ever.
- 3 years ago
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Ricky84
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damnneargenius
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It sure beats sitting in a cage all day.
- 3 years ago
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damnneargenius
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wilycomet
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this gives me some sick sense of satisfaction...
- 3 years ago
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wilycomet
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arcticspirit
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Yet, another reason to detest and hate monkeys.
Damn vile mammals. - 3 years ago
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arcticspirit
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numinant
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arcticspirit:
^ yet another reason i detest humanity.
- 3 years ago
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numinant
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numinant
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people wonder why more exploited animals don't rise up and attempt to fight back or escape, and often they use their inaction as justification for treating them as objects, dismissing them as stupid or unfeeling. but the difference here is that these monkeys are tamed wild animals, not domestic. take an animal out of its natural habitat and enslave and abuse them, and many will strike back. but animals that we see as slow and docile, particularly intensive farm animals, have had their spirits broken from the very day they were born. treat anyone like that, humans included, and they'll likely be listless and psychologically scarred as well. and even under those dire circumstances, there are still animals that rebel.
- 3 years ago
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numinant
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JuliusBC
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Maybe it is a good thing these monkeys didn't wear shoes!
- 3 years ago
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JuliusBC
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wholefreespirit
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Don't mess with the monkeys!
- 3 years ago
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wholefreespirit
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dirtyemowords
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haha that's what you get Brian, that's what you get.
- 3 years ago
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dirtyemowords
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alicynx
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Monkeys, not chimps! Chimpanzees are of the genus Pan; these guys are likely to be Capuchins or Macaqes, both indigenous to China and nearby countries.
Sorry, but as a bio Anth student I can't let that one go! ^_^ - 3 years ago
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alicynx
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JuliusBC
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Purely a case of monkey see, monkey do.
Obviously they did their homework as laid out by the trainer.
Perhaps on this particular day it was show and tell and I think they were hot for teacher!
- 3 years ago
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JuliusBC
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Tayllerand
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see no evil, hear no evil and speak no evil.
- 3 years ago
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Tayllerand
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Tayllerand
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We are the monkeys we like to monkey around.
Cheaky monkey...very cheaky. - 3 years ago
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Tayllerand
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marpunk
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They've always been little warriors.
- 3 years ago
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marpunk
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eden49
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see nothing, hear nothing, speak nothing, beat the crap...
- 3 years ago
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eden49
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suzybabe
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good on you monkeys though not wise to bite the hand that feeds you
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suzybabe
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oneup
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I can totally see them plot the attack. "You take him down, I'll wack with stick, then current TV, baby!"
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oneup
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ScratchyPants
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It would have been classic if, to top it all off or add insult to injury, the monkeys threw poo at him.
- 3 years ago
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ScratchyPants
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ScratchyPants
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It would have been classic if, to top it all off or add insult to injury, the monkeys threw poo at him.
- 3 years ago
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ZeroBig
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Lol to funny, I only wish they had video of the beating. That would have been golden to see.
- 3 years ago
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ZeroBig
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nessie00
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Monkey see, monkey do! Put this man in a cell full of monkeys for his punishment.
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nessie00
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cali_is_gorgeous
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go monkeys!
- 3 years ago
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cali_is_gorgeous
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thorstein
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Monkeys!! Bloody monkeys!! We got it all wrong! How dare those monkeys retaliate like that?! You think they know they have rights or something!!
You there (in the background)! Go tell those monkeys that they have no rights! Go!! Go, I tell you!
You won't make a monkey out of me!! Ooh, aaah! Ooh, ooh! Aah, aah!
- 3 years ago
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thorstein
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krush_productions
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Fuck yeah monkeys, more animals need to start doing this.
- 3 years ago
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krush_productions
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cantspascua
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Who says you can't teach a monkey to learn new tricks?!
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cantspascua
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thenomenclator
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Simians are serious business.
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thenomenclator
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unimatrix0
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monkey power! you go chimps!
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unimatrix0
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Chango2000
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hahaha priceless
- 3 years ago
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Chango2000
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mes_s1a
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YEA BEAT HIM CHIMPS
- 3 years ago
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mes_s1a
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bopyanker
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Monkeys whooped dat ass. Beat him with his own whoopin stick. U gotta love it.
- 3 years ago
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bopyanker
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barbara3d
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Well, I am worried now what he might do with them :( Now that they are in a power struggle. I certainly hope they are removed from his care.Making them ride bycyles so he can make a living. Shameful.
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barbara3d
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Pardon
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Would be great if the monkeys in this thread staged a similar uprising ... Simian bar brawl!!!
- 3 years ago
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Pardon
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bishopobispo
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Pardon:
Bringing up a new generation of monkey waiters and waitresses... lucky.
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bishopobispo
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bishopobispo
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Good thing he trained monkeys and not elephants.
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bishopobispo
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cantucwearebrothers
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A monkey can only take so much before he goes postal.
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Sroek
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What if that was part of the act?
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Sroek
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bopyanker
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animalia_libero:
They were doin fine until the man tried to make a monkey out them.
- 3 years ago
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bopyanker
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J_Jammer [removed]
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Animals are not stupid. Realize how smart animals (or humans, for that matter are) before you think you are smarter than they are.
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Tayllerand
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Let my people free! you bastard.
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Tayllerand
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Tayllerand
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The planet of the apes, yeah baby monkey rules.
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Tayllerand
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ClareW
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That is so brilliant! More proof that monkeys must be really clever... and what team work! I love the fact that he beat him until the stick actually broke.
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ClareW
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bansheewail
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A Coup de monkey. Rise up!! Rise up and take your freedom my little furry friends!!! Damn the MAN!!!!
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bansheewail
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tursiops
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Well you know what to do now, don't mess with the monkeys!
- 3 years ago
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tursiops
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AnnieMole
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Yay monkeys. Shame other animals who get beaten by their owners can't fight back.
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AnnieMole
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Beta_Boy
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AWESOME.
1-0 to the Monkeys!
- 3 years ago
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Beta_Boy
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phillyharper
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This is amazing. I'd have paid money to watch monkeys beat their owner, but not the other way round...
- 3 years ago
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phillyharper
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Inofuilwell
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phillyharper:
Me, too, PhillyHarper! Now substitute the name "Bush" for the animal abuser and substitute the word "citizens" for monkeys and then lament with me that sometimes I wish the entire world had the order and justice of some parts of the animal kingdom.
I can almost visualize the new Obama justice appointees dressed up like the monkey on the right administering justice to the fullest extent of the law.
- 3 years ago
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Inofuilwell