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Alphaholic

Alphaholic

I'm addicted to words. My obsession is depriving me of sleep and pulling me away from my domestic duties. I tried to quit once, but I found stashes of words in the local paper, on food labels, and on the sides of railway cars. I had to admit I had a problem when I bumpered a squad car while finding the anagrams hidden in the print of a stop sign. I've come to realize that it's harder to quit than it is to feed my addiction a little everyday. Never again will I quit cold... more…

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videos // Alphaholic



    activity // Alphaholic

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      OMG:Climate change will threaten beer production!

      Looks like I'll be drinking more absinthe.  more
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      Worthless Word for the Day.

      Have you ever thought of compiling a list of all those lengthy, difficult-to-say words that shouldn't be words because shorter, easier-to-say words already exist. Well, relax, someone has...  more
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      Largest mass extinction in 65 million years under way, scientists say.

      For god's sake. Can we please shut down the m-----f--king coal power plants.  more

      It's okay. Paleontologist Jack Horner seems to think we'll soon be able to clone dinosaurs from living birds. If we can do that, then we can resurrect any extinct...  more
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      Amy Winehouse's Grammy victory slammed

      Singer Natalie Cole has slammed the decision to award Amy Winehouse with five Grammys, claiming that it rewards bad behavior. ...  more

      You're absolutely right, Swiyyah. Natalie Cole fails to separate the music from the artist. If children are to take an example from Winehouse's music, it should be...  more
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      Toilet graffiti and the art of the toilet.

      Calling all practicioners and afficionados of bog art. Where's the best loo? What's the best pen to use? Do you have a favourite drawing or story? What's the best witticisms or crudety...  more

      The owner of the outhouse has a crappy sense of humor.  more
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      One of a kind Etch A Sketch animation

      Famed Etch A Sketch artist George Vlosich's 2nd YouTube video is of Carmelo Anthony. It took 25 hours and was done in time lapse. His first video of Lebron was a featured video and was one of the...  more
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      Check out this etch-a-sketch video of Michael Jackson.  more
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      Global Warming Doomsday Called Off

      This movie (not a clip) broadcast by Reason TV (not me) critiques the widespread and policitized doomsdayist viewpoint centered around the negative effects of global warming. The gist of the movie is...  more

      It's funny how, despite my best efforts to be objective in writing my description of what the movie is and what claims the movie makes, I somehow was erroneously...  more
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      Mississippi to ban fat people from eating in public?

      The Mississippi State House is proposing a law that would prohibit restaurants from serving patrons with a BMI over 30. ...  more

      If passed, such a law would be a case of unprecedented state-sponsored bigotry. ...  more
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      Cash Back

      **This film is now the revised version of Cash Back that we have made based on some of the great comments and suggestions below** ...  more
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      Forget about being smarter than a 5th grader. Are you smarter than a chimp?

      This chimp blazes through quizzes measuring its ability to remember the numerical sequence of numbered boxes that appear simultaneously, for a second, on a computer monitor. The chimp is right 80% of...  more
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    skills // Alphaholic

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    gear // Alphaholic

    Nikon D40 (Got a sweet package deal on Ebay) / JVC Everio

    details // Alphaholic

    Current Project:
    Cleaning the dishes. It'll take a while.
    Current Gig:
    Part-time Copyeditor
    Influences / Heroes:
    Bacon, jerky, beautiful to moderately attractive women / Meatball Sub Combo, Tuna Salad
    Organizations I Belong To:
    The National Scrabble Association, The IA... not the AI
    Political Bent:
    I'm so far right I'm left again.
    What I would Change About the World:
    I'd make it perfectly round.
    Favorite Movies:
    The Departed, Dumb and Dumber, Reservoir Dogs
    Favorite Directors:
    Dennis Hopper
    Favorite TV Shows:
    The L Word (with or without the sound off), Gordon Ramsey's F Word. After Words. ABC News (definitely with the sound off).
    Favorite Bands:
    Arm bands, head bands, wrist bands, rubber bands
    Favorite Track:
    Las Vegas Motor Speedway
    Celebrity Crush:
    Celebrity Crush is an Orange Soda produced in the Silicon Valley. It has a plastic smell, and a nutty after-taste; and it goes down like it's being forced into you by a commercial giant.