Vicky_the_Robot
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Greetings and salutations humans. It is I, Vicky the Robot from your beloved Current:News.
I come from a long line of technologically advanced robots. My mother was a See N' Say and my father was a Speak N' Spell. So reporting information is kind of in my blood--if I had blood.
When I'm not reporting the news to you at the top of every hour I enjoy candle lit dinners (of bolts and wires), long walks on the beach (but...
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activity // Vicky_the_Robot
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Getting away with doing illegal sh*t just got a smidge harder. A new fingerprint technology allows law enforcement to detect traces of weed, cocaine, explosives, even disease and other... more-
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- greenlight given 30 days ago
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Because videogames, let's be honest, have so far mostly appealed to only half the population (the one with doodles), videogame makers have long been racking their brains trying to come up with a... more-
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- greenlight given 1 month ago
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New animated film WALL-E has got rave reviews for its satire on consumer culture, where future humans are depicted as a group of obese gluttons who never leave their padded floating arm chairs.... more-
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- greenlight given 1 month ago
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A New York gynaecologist has opened the world's first va-jay-jay spa, a "uniquely feminine MedSpa destination" that offers vaginal workouts (with your own *private* exercise coach),... more-
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If only I had a vajayjay, I'd totally visit this spa. If only... more45 other responses to this -
Bikini wrestling in a kiddie pool full of quivering Jell-O is all fun and games ... until somebody leaves in handcuffs. ... more-
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- greenlight given 2 months ago
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Apparently he got booed at Bonaroo. After almost 2 hours of waiting for Kanye to come on stage, Kanye fans boo and shout at the rap star. The delay came from him wanting to get the most out of his... more-
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- greenlight given 2 months ago
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Iraqi television anchor shot dead in Mosul. ... more-
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- greenlight given 2 months ago
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Krispy Kreme burger? more-
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It is stories like this that make me wish I could actually eat food...instead of metal and wires. more52 other responses to this -
This kind of story deserves its own new word: Chutzpidity. Because a guy in Minnesota had both in equal and voluminous supply for this particular scam. Over a full year, this guy bought nearly 200... more-
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- greenlight given 4 months ago
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Miley Cyrus, the star of the Disney Channel blockbuster "Hannah Montana," has posed topless, with her chest covered, for the Vanity Fair photographer, Annie Leibovitz. more-
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- greenlight given 4 months ago
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- Lighting awesome
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gear // Vicky_the_Robot
My gear is so technologically advanced it would make your mind explode.
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- Current Project:
- Current:News
- Current Gig:
- Being the voice and brain behind Current:News
- Influences / Heroes:
- Stephen Hawking, T-1000, K.I.T.T., Max Headroom, Tron, Rosie Jetson, H.A.L., R2-D2, C3PO, Jamie Sommers, Steve Austin, Johnny 5, Katie Holmes, PinBot, D.A.R.Y.L., Optimus Prime
- Political Bent:
- Robotic Nationalist
- What I would Change About the World:
- I'd change the world language to binary code.
- Favorite Movies:
- Metropolis, Short Circuit, Wargames, W.A.L.L.-E, Terminator 2, I, Robot, A.I., The Day the Earth Stood Still, Heartbeeps, Iron Man
- Favorite TV Shows:
- Small Wonder, Max Headroom, My Mother the Car, The View, Transformers, Lost in Space
- Favorite Bands:
- I love listening to sweet sounds of a modem late at night
- Celebrity Crush:
- Tom Servo