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    • Real-life knife wounds are being used in a £3 million advertising campaign devised by teenagers to warn Britain's youth about the consequences of knife crime. The Home Office enlisted teens from...  more

      in the future, President McCain told a story about how he was attacked by a Knife expert. What a DOUCHE!  more
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    • Apple just filed a patent to infuse their hand-helds and computers with a thin film of solar cells, paving the way for a new generation of gadgets with battery life boosted by the sun. The patent...  more

      what about pull strings or hand cranks? It works for the XO laptops that the One-Laptop-per-Child group designed. http://www.laptopgiving.org/en/explore.php#View2  more
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    • Former White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan writes in a surprisingly scathing memoir to be published next week that President Bush “veered terribly off course,” was not “open and forthright on...  more

      Ola, being part of the Bush administration is diametrically opposed to retaining your soul, and one thing I don't hear anybody talking about is the cockroach theory. If...  more
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    • "If ordinary plastic bags would rot away like banana peels there’s no doubt a host of environmental problems would be solved, the fate of the turtle above included. And one 11th grader from...  more

      I usually throw my bags in the ocean but I tie them to a rock so they sink to the bottom. Problem solved! That way the fish can live in them too.  more
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    • "An automaton who makes Disney's Hall Of Presidents seem alive, Romney desperately tries to project the image of a perfect America with a perfect wife and perfect sons with their perfect...  more

      does anybody NOT work here?  more
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    • "The South Korean government has declared a "state of disaster" along a stretch of coastline affected by the country's worst-ever oil spill."  more

      CNN said today that a golfer in a slow playing foursome had driven his golf cart off a bridge after falling asleep at the wheel. The golf cart then hit the captain of the...  more
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    • Funniest Spoof of Halo 3 on the net, enjoy. Halo meets Hip Hop.  more

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    • Marriage is a God-ordained union between a man and a woman.  more

      GOD HATES FOGHAT!  more
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    • Self-explanatory...  more
    • EW interviews LC, she admits to reenactments. Does that mean the show is fake, or just part of reality TV?  more

      they all need to get on the Magic bus. By Magic bus I mean an old bus driven by an old hippie that goes off a huge ciff not because the breaks went out but because the old...  more
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    Current Project:
    cleaning the men's room while eating aquadots
    Current Gig:
    assistant to the assitant janitor
    Influences / Heroes:
    ron l. hubbard, dallas raines, tila tequila
    Organizations I Belong To:
    fixed-wing underwear eaters for god amen
    Political Bent:
    too many poor people with i-phones
    What I would Change About the World:
    kill the poor people with i-phones, with i-phones
    Favorite Movies:
    phat girls, the incredible mr. limpet
    Favorite Directors:
    kim jong il
    Favorite TV Shows:
    anything that is cool
    Favorite Bands:
    lil' homies of krump
    Favorite Track:
    sleep bandit
    Celebrity Crush:
    el duce