4 things to never tease a guy about

Never play "Guess my weight" or "guess my age"

Just checked out Rawley's video response, and I think there's something to that. If a guy has enough of the other three criteria, I guess, he can feel confidently compensated, and let it go.

Except... OK, new thought. If Howard Stern is talking about his peen ALL THE TIME, he isn't "letting it go." In fact, that sounds, to me, like a "hang-up."

Can we switch gears? What are the things you should never talk to a *girl* about? I'm going to tentatively say "her best friend." Also, "when complimenting her appearance, keep it vague, because you'll manage to mention something she's sensitive about anyway."

First rule: never let a man read cosmopolitan online...at work.

Hmm. I *guess* I'll read this with more care, since it's Cosmo, after all. Oh, here's a good paragraph:

"Why are these such sore spots for men? First, they can be quantified and compared against other men's attributes. Second, we have absolutely no power to change them. And third, these things tap into the male belief that -- like sex partners and power tools -- the more you have, well, the more you have!"

Hm. The article *could* stop right there, because that's pretty much why anything is a sore spot for anyone. Although it's tough to take an article that uses the vernacular "member" completely seriously, this was OK. For Cosmo.

Well that kind of works for women too. I'm sure we could come up with 4 easy topics to never tease your woman about.

What a dumb topic. Basically find the insecurities someone has then ignore them. I love that the 4th one is "manhood." What exactly does that seemingly all encompassing subject entail? I assume we are talking the physical size of ones package and not their willingness to stand up to a burglar or defend his honor. Then again it is kind of vague.

Don't you EVER talk about my money! If you know the serial numbers of the two singles I have in my wallet then it's throw down time. And again this theory only holds true if a guy has deficiencies in those four areas. What if it is a super rich guy with hair to his knees, 6'6" and when you look up the term "manhood" in the Dictionary a picture of his junk is there, at 1/100th scale so as not to frighten the kids.

Very true. And I'm sure there are four you shouldn't tease women about, but I realized long ago that I know nothing about women.

Men are not self-conscious about much but those four seem to hit the nail on the head. I am not sure that money is as strong as the other three but hair height and manhood are for sure the big three.

Hmm. I realize that my man is very good at laughing at himself and not taking things too seriously. But we joke about hair and manhood all the time, amongst ourselves and with lots of his buddies.