Voice-activated vibrator, 'faster, slower or harder...'
source: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1497570.ece
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According to the Sun, scientists have invented a vibrator that is set off by the sound of a voice, and responds to the classic, 'faster, slower or harder' commands. Sadly, there's no word on if it understands, 'No not there..."
And apparently lustful ladies can even personalise their own vibrators by programming nine functions with their own key words!
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littlesparrow
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dreams do come true...
- 4 years ago
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littlesparrow
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Mr_Costello
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i wonder these proud owners purchase it in a Ralph tone of voice.
- 4 years ago
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Mr_Costello
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BenDorries
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I finally understand this song.
- 4 years ago
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BenDorries
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PaulCoffield
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BenDorries:
HAHAHAH! Outstanding!
I will now give a knowing wink to any women that have that song playing in their room.
- 4 years ago
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PaulCoffield
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LindseyIndigo
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Ohhh, please couldn't we have used a less predictable picture for this? White couple, blonde woman in her underwear. *Yawn* Show me an Asian plus-sizer lesbian!
I wonder if voice-activated vibrators will be like that train ticket booking line where you have have to shout your destination 8 times in a variety of regional accents just to get in the queue. There goes the concept of buzzing away discreetly. Your flatmates in the room next door might not hear the muffled buzzing of your rabbit from under the duvet, but cries of 'Faster! No, faster! I said FASTER, dammit!' will be pretty sure to give the game away methinks...
- 4 years ago
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LindseyIndigo
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subsequent
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LindseyIndigo:
i typed in plus sized asian lesbian into google an this is what i got.
I prefer the blond chick - 4 years ago
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Swiyyah
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NICE ONE!!
- 4 years ago
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Swiyyah
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rwylie
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Come on guys, DIY! Also, we shouldn't be making it this easy, sex might soon be the only occasion people are motivated to exercise, come on, fight the flab!
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rwylie
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Dawn324
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where do i sign up???? NICE!!!!
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Dawn324
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abbym0308
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Look out guys.
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abbym0308
