The great Olympian sex festival
source: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/olympics/article4582421.ece
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- phillyharper
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"I am not implying, for one moment, that every athlete in Beijing is at it. Just that 99 per cent of them are. "
Jonathan Edwards attempts to quell the sexual escapades of the British swimmers in Sydney seems to have done nothing to dampen their spirits.
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- Sex and Love, Beijing, 2008 Beijing Olympics, Athletes
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jmichael2497
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lolz to satanskidney that was hilarious, though it took me a double read to notice the twist, i'm a speed skimmer :^p
good point DoubleNeg, why let everyone speculate as to how much sex they are or aren't having? no reason the athelets couldn't bring their own preference of condoms, lube, bondage tape, and maybe the women might have chosen to bring a supply of expensive female condoms, too.
anyways, this is pretty typical convention, special event, temporary gathering behavior. just ask almost anyone who goes to entertainment related conventions for gaming, sci-fi, comics, anime, whatever. there will be lots of opportunities to sex it up with people of similar interests. with it being a temporary situation, may as well indulge while there is the chance.
with so many deliciously fit young athletes, you can probably get high from the pheremones floating in the air. oh, wait, no, its china, so i guess the air pollution explains the lower rates of getting it on :^)
hmmm, and since they were in china, i wonder if they were provided with durian flavored supplies? it is an aphrodisiac, but its illegal at least in malaysia to have the unsealed whole fruit in public places like buses and planes as apparently it smells strong and funky.
what is the official safe sex supply brand of the olympics, anyway?
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jmichael2497
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silent_line
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hmmmm how dose that work is it just competitor based or dose the Olympic board post a notice looking for hot willing love slaves.
keep an eye out - 3 years ago
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silent_line
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Social_Fuzz
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It is just one great gathering of perfectly toned people in their physical and sexual prime all geared on adrenaline. Of course its going to be a sex-fest. Kudos the the lucky fuckers.
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Social_Fuzz
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eldamon
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To the winners go the spoils.
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eldamon
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smartcafe
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What did you expect? You've got thousands of athletes who have been cut off from a social life for who knows how many months getting ready for the olympics and now they are being tossed into a village with top physical specimens from around the world. Throw on a bib and snap on a condom, sounds like a sex buffet.
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smartcafe
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AroundTheWorld
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Good article. Great perspective.
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AroundTheWorld
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Armageddon_Now
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9.5 condoms per athlete at the Village!
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Armageddon_Now
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majormajor
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Armageddon_Now:
So only 3.16 condoms used per person.
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majormajor
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HiddenAgenda
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Pretty DisGusting.
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HiddenAgenda
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mjd4evr
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if you win, you should get laid..comes with the territory.
"Thank you Mike, here is my daughter..take her, give me Phelpian grandkids"
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mjd4evr
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DoubleNeg
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Well if I knew people were counting how many condoms were used, I'd bring my own. Who wants other people knowing who's banging.
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DoubleNeg
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voldypoo
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PhelpsxLochte forever. Rice is just a cover.
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voldypoo
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cantucwearebrothers
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A completely well rounded Olympic experience.
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cantucwearebrothers
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justright
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I'd bet people would pay to watch Olympic sex, and if it was a competition how do you win the gold?
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justright
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majormajor
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justright:
Everybody wins gold.
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majormajor
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gglembin
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i dont blame them. if you are surrounded by all those perfect bodies in a once every four years event, why not!
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gglembin
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ashabpatel
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hmm .. self-explanatory, i guess. work hard, play hard. but i am just confused about one thing. is that a female olympian's butt or a male's? or just a random one?
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ashabpatel
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bss05g
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ashabpatel:
I'm confused by one thing, why you posted that three times
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bss05g
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ashabpatel
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hmm .. self-explanatory, i guess. work hard, play hard. but i am just confused about one thing. is that a female olympian's butt or a male's? or just a random one?
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ashabpatel
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ashabpatel
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hmm .. self-explanatory, i guess. work hard, play hard. but i am just confused about one thing. is that a female olympian's butt or a male's? or just a random one?
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ashabpatel
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J_Jammer [removed]
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Nothing like a golden whore.
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J_Jammer [removed]
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cwhite
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So maybe the orgies Socrates is referring to really do happen.
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cwhite
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darkhorsejim
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Now that's what I call extracurricular cultural exchange-the biennially burning Olympiad question about the fire down below answered with nothing less than the pulsating truth from deep within the Olympic village-and it's going to be much colder in B.C.!
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darkhorsejim
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malathion
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after that article , my idea of bliss would be to eat some X and party in the village .
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malathion
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jacijacijaci
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I mean I'd have a great libido too if I was getting that much exercise...
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jacijacijaci
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jennabugblue
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That's what happens at out cross-country meets. Why not? It relives stress.
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jennabugblue
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mightymami
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well hopefully the olympics do come to chicago for 2016. i'll be there, mmmm hmmmm, sounds like a plan.
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mightymami
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Bravura
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Well, if you recall... the Greeks used to compete naked in the Olympics.
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Bravura
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Dr_Dank_Thumb
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possibly the best video posts. me like them very lot. :)
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Dr_Dank_Thumb
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Kallico75
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Damn, well I guess it's time to train.
Vancouver here I come! - 3 years ago
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Kallico75
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anglcazn
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niiicceeee.... lol
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anglcazn
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marpunk
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Wow that was a really great article, awesome perspective, more motivation to compete in the Olympics.
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marpunk
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satanskidney
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"now i aint saying she a gold digga, but i dont see her messing with no silver winna"
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satanskidney
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Irie_Jamaican
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Fun piece to read, bet it wont be 'fun' for some athletes who turn up HIV+ a few years from now.
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Irie_Jamaican
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bss05g
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Irie_Jamaican:
Way to rain on the Parade with reality, Nice, sad but true
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bss05g
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brad62
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I can find more
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brad62
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Kamite4life
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brad62:
MAN THAT WAS OFF THE CHAIN MAN THANK YOU AS I SHED A TEAR BROTHER. THANK YOU
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Kamite4life
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mjsmith11
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Is the lady in the picture going for a medal in camel toe?
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mjsmith11
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armchaircritic
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mjsmith11:
It's a man, actually.
Lol just kiddin' but I think it's her butt not the other way round ;)
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armchaircritic
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iokua_2003
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I think I'm going to train to be an Olympian now!
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iokua_2003
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CedricaBaez
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gross picture! haha!
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CedricaBaez
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alisachka
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Its all that sweat, adrenaline, testosterone, and medals.
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alisachka
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SilvaForever
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Yea I wouldn't mind shagging a couple olympic swimmers and divers too
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SilvaForever
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nothingisforever
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nice. wats with the pic?
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nothingisforever
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AliciaJC
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I would love to shag an olympic swimmer
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AliciaJC
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Tommyjolly
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What a joy to log on to current to see such a picture on the front page. :-D
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Tommyjolly
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brad62
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LOL
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brad62
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seeker561
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brad62:
Shameless, tasteless..........HILLARIOUS
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seeker561
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samiam18
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brad62:
agreed!
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samiam18
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mischabarrett
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No, it would seem smoggy Beijing hasn't quite upped the ante like sunny Sydney did back in 2000: "Of the 100,000 condoms available to competitors at the start of the games, only a third have been used so far - a big change of pace from the Sydney games in 2000, known as the Shaglympics, during which the organisers ran out of prophylactics and had to rush to the chemist for more. There are two explanations. One, no one's getting any; two, they're doing it without protection. Let's hope the former. Still, others are finding pleasure in entirely non-physical pursuits. Rafael Nadal was recently spotted using an evening off to do his laundry. Well, those shorts won't wash themselves."
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mischabarrett
