Gene linked to premature ejaculation. Cure can't come fast enough.

I find that hard to believe. It's all about mental control.

wow. best news i've ever read. lol.

wait, if PE is genetic, does this mean that my old man is a two pump chump too? does that also explain how i got here?

that's cool, that's why i always wear shorts,
phukn jeans!!!!

Wow........

almost immediately after reading this story i caught a fly in my hands.

My Friends, your premature ejaculatory problems will not be fixed by some synthetic pill, your woes of self confidence will not be quelled by pharmaceuticals, only TANTRA and Pranayama breathing techniques will improve your overall sexual performance, no need to fear minute men, just do your research! LOL aww, sooo sad....

the people in the picture make it seem like this is such a dramatic situation.

"he didn't get me off! i'm gonna cry and turn away! hopefully he feels really guilty on top of all the feelings of inadequacy he undoubtedly feels already!"

"fuck! what a failure! and now she's distancing herself from me! omg i'm such a loser. this is SERIOUS!"

how about stop crying bitch and get yours in the after party!

this is probably the the best overall post as far as responses and topic goes that i've come across in a long time. interesting that a side affect of anti-depressants has a similar affect.

just curious, i wonder what amount of time is classified as premature? less than 60 seconds? less than 5 mins? anyone know?

Whoever wrote the headline for this link, I love you.

This is like the blame generation.

Generation Blame.

"You finished, but I'm not."

"It's all about the gene...I can't help it." Rolls over and sleeps.

"Bastard."

"that, too, is a gene problem."

soon they'll cure people's sarcasm. Total sadness if that's gene related.

This now explains everything...

I have to go with Gene! He's the man!

these damn comments alone are funny.

agree with jzhao. :))

Come Honor Face.

ok lol @ every damn thing in this post.

Damn that is funny

Do they sell seratonin by the gallon? I'll take a couple of jugs?

Bravo, Bromley. Bravo.

Has anybody ever heard of the term "foreplay". More attention to this subject will go along way in solving the longevity issue.

Can they find the gene related to taking too long to ejaculate? It's enough already I just want to get some sleep.

There's already a cure to preme-ja. Marriage.

Ohh king of puns you've struck again

Lolz. You win best title award.

Someone give this kid a medal stat!

with the worlds economy in the crapper it is good to know somebody has something important going on,and they are worried about premature ejaculation

Wow, I wonder if this will win a Nobel prize? Of all the possible cures that should be worked on these jerkoffs chose this?!?!

Great news for republicans!!!!!!

> For a month, their female partners were asked to use a stopwatch at home to measure the time until ejaculation each time they had intercourse.

All in the name of science. That's brutal.

The title is a stroke of brilliance!

This is bad news...I dont like sex that lasts over 3 minutes...

The title of this post sent me to the floor laughing in the fetal position. Way to go!

very punny.

the onion wishes it had that headline

Finally..another excuse other than "it's my first time"

I know its unoriginal for me to say so, but that is a fine, fine news story title. This is why I watch Current news and not the boring old BBC.

The title for this article is pure genius.

Did you come up with the headline yourself Scott...because its clever.

Lab Dude: "I almost have the cure! I just need...one...more...minute!
Ungh! Ungh! Uuuunnnnnnnnnngh!
Damnit!"
Lab Dudette: "Figures."

It's good news but I'm starting to feel that scientific research is geared toward curing all mens sexual dysfunction but can't seem to help the women with theirs.

Me too ArtisGilmoreHOF

Great Title! LMFAO!

Now, I personally don't see a connection between quick reflexes and premature ejaculation, but then again, I'm still a virgin.

Wait, wait, wait....I suck at video games....I suck at tennis....and I suck at....ALL DAMNNNN!

Uh Oh...Computer Mal-pun-ction.

Apparently men with primary premature ejaculation tended to be fast reactors generally...

"These men have very quick reflexes. They may be excellent at playing tennis or computer games, for example."

See being crap at sports AND video games does have its benefits...