Sarah Haskins in Target Women: Jewelry
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Sarah Haskins looks at holiday commercials from Kay Jewelers, De Beers, Zales, JB Robinson Jewelers and Galleria of Jewelry.
For more Sarah Haskins http://current.com/topics/88794117/sarah_haskins/new/0.htm
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Target Women is a recurring segment on Current TV's weekly television show, infoMania. In each episode of Target Women, Sarah Haskins takes a look at the often-ridiculous way the media reaches out to women.
infoMania is a half-hour satirical news show that airs on Current TV. The show puts a comedic spin on the 24-hour chaos and information overload brought about by the constant bombardment of the media. Hosted by Conor Knighton and co-starring Brett Erlich, Sarah Haskins, Ben Hoffman, and Sergio Cilli, the show airs on Thursdays at 10 pm Eastern and Pacific Times and can be found online at http://current.com/infomania. And make sure to check out our facebook profile for special features at http://infomaniafacebook.com.
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abhishekhigh5
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Exclusive jewelry designs
- 1 month ago
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abhishekhigh5
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360brand
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I like jewelry, especial brand jewelry!
www.brandimitation.com - Brand Jewelry & Brand Electronics Online Wholesale
www.bulkwholesaling.com - Online Consumer Electronics Wholesale
- 1 year ago
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360brand
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roxysweetie7
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I feel like every other day I see Brett playing the guitar. He must be the go-to guitarer of Current.
- 2 years ago
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roxysweetie7
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I_Tank_Reservoir
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roxysweetie7:
It's all for you, wall call.
- 2 years ago
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I_Tank_Reservoir
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roxysweetie7
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I_Tank_Reservoir:
Wall call?
- 2 years ago
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roxysweetie7
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I_Tank_Reservoir
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roxysweetie7:
Sounded sexy...
- 2 years ago
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I_Tank_Reservoir
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roxysweetie7
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I_Tank_Reservoir:
Kind of made it sound like an internet "wall" booty call, which I was about to be mildly offended by, but I'm glad to know you meant it in only the kindest of ways.
- 2 years ago
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roxysweetie7
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I_Tank_Reservoir
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roxysweetie7:
Why would it be offensive? What are you free for? Whatever you are told? You do not even know what love is - they have to tell you the mystery on the farm. Out of the office - DNR.
- 2 years ago
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I_Tank_Reservoir
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TheColorYellow
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Treasured like constructed are sentences...
(facepalm)
It's the symbolism that needs to be epic. I think a lot of people miss that.
- 3 years ago
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TheColorYellow
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andrewrules
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I know that guy in the boring sweater commercial HAHA.
- 4 years ago
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andrewrules
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ryanloft2008
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soooooo good!!! love target women!
"i have to go pawn this to pay my rent" the best! - 4 years ago
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ryanloft2008
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DeathImmortal
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oh! jewelery face! i've seen it -but never gotten sex after :(
- 4 years ago
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DeathImmortal
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ks33182
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"I guess we'll have the sex now"
Love it!
- 4 years ago
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ks33182
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arcticspirit
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Brilliant.
- 4 years ago
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arcticspirit
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ofcoursenot
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no lie; the first time i watched this, i almost peed a little bit at "the rainstorm" part.
- 4 years ago
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ofcoursenot
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superstrong
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I feel compelled to update the world: they just updated the "Like her only gold" commercial. The line now has an added pause, reading: "Like her, only gold is treasured." They must be watching your videos.
- 4 years ago
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superstrong
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belindaesq
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Sarah does it again! She always gets it just right. Sappy commercials that are trying to appeal to sentiments are not the way to reach me!
- 4 years ago
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belindaesq
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siddhartha1979
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i think im in love with this woman! I should buy her some jewelry for christmas...
- 4 years ago
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siddhartha1979
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superstrong
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"Like her only gold is treasured" just followed a few minutes later! ESPN knows college basketball fans want.
- 4 years ago
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superstrong
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superstrong
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The "sign language" ad just came on tv and I lost it! Thank you.
- 4 years ago
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superstrong
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I_Tank_Reservoir
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I am glad for you in the perfect world. In a world with only a mystery in love - anything towards it is a good sale. Keeping up begins at home -
- 4 years ago
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I_Tank_Reservoir
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zenwhenicanbe2
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This video is hilarious! It got my wife laughing and she dreams of jewelry face!
- 4 years ago
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zenwhenicanbe2
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leonie81
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Thank you for this, Sarah. I'm a huge fan.
A friend of mine once found the following De Beers ad in an old magazine:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/86461983@N00/2233136662/
It translates: ""My husband says I am the more pleasant aspect of his career, and that i deserved this sign of gratitude. A diamond. Because I had kept so many small problems from him, and shared the big ones with him. This is why he wanted to find a unique, fascinating way of saying Thankyou. ..."
[sorry. bad translation]
- 4 years ago
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leonie81
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asherp
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Mz. Haskins gives voice to the rage I feel on a daily basis, but in a disarming funny way that's much less offputting than my method of screaming and vomiting while throwing ninja stars.
- 4 years ago
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asherp
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ash_theory
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I love Sarah, me and my friend watch target women like every other day in my yearbook class. haha
- 4 years ago
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ash_theory
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mikespen
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ash_theory:
Sarah is Brilliant as always.
- 4 years ago
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mikespen
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gozerian
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I'd love that, but right now I can't adopt because of a legal cloud over my head. Who knew throwing a shoe at the President would be such a big deal?
- 4 years ago
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gozerian
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SumthinFoolish
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How about I bring you the African child who found the diamond?
- 4 years ago
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SumthinFoolish
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I_Tank_Reservoir
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SumthinFoolish:
When you think about how deep a person goes to get a diamond, maybe the child is already with something of their own and has the money that some diamonds don't get. After all, in a urban world, does anyone care about choice in sex when men of all ages say, it is a women that decides eventually what went deep enough and in 9 months they deliver a bowling ball.
- 4 years ago
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I_Tank_Reservoir
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gozerian
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I love you Sarah. Will you marry me? I'd buy you a fancy diamond ring to prove my love, but I know you'd only pawn it.
- 4 years ago
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gozerian
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I_Tank_Reservoir
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Does this girl suck or not? Potomic Peligo Goolag humor that St. Hugh finished his plate at another club.
- 4 years ago
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I_Tank_Reservoir
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Kurios
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This reminds me of those commercials where the husband character will be doing something thoughtful for his wife...but then the announcer says something along the lines of, "But wait! You're a man! You don't do such things. You should buy [insert gift item here] to express your feelings instead!"
That's because men can only do manly things and buying something expensive is the only way to express emotion or gratitude. Obviously.
- 4 years ago
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Kurios
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schoolmarm
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Kurios:
obviously.
- 4 years ago
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schoolmarm
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tomofnorthcal
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Cool vid Sarah. I loved the part where you thank you dad for giving another shiny item you can hock. It is so real and funny.
- 4 years ago
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tomofnorthcal
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outerbanksmom
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Sarah, how do you do it? I'm always thinking...OK, this couldn't be funnier than the last one but EHHH! Wrongo. My face hurts.
- 4 years ago
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outerbanksmom
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feminish
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Sarah you're wonderful. Jane Kopas Women's Center loves Target Women.
- 4 years ago
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feminish
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Dizzyink
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I love Sarah Haskins with all my heart but please, this Holiday season, buy eachother jewellery. My mother has an antique shop and the recession is keeeeeeeelling us!
- 4 years ago
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Dizzyink
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ICanFlyHonest
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Ahhhh. I was just thinking about this last week and then you make a video! Pah! What are the chances. I'd much prefer a short break full of warm fluffy memories than a piece of jewellery for Christmas though.
Excellent Video! - 4 years ago
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ICanFlyHonest
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smurph25
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This De Beers commercial from 1999 is my favourite (authough I live in the UK (and we spell jewelry differently as "jewellery") the voiceover is different to this one).
- 4 years ago
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smurph25
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Sam_the_Wizer
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Seems like these comericals target men more than women. Sarah is funny as always.
- 4 years ago
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Sam_the_Wizer
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Sarah_Haskins
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Sam_the_Wizer:
Thanks, Sam - you're totally right. This is a genre of commercials that aims at all of us. The mens AND the womens.
- 4 years ago
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Sarah_Haskins
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liliya
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Sam_the_Wizer:
Seems like someone has to make this comment about nearly every episode of Target: Women. Men are the real victims every time!!! "BUT WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE DUDES?!?!?!?!" 8'c
- 4 years ago
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liliya
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asherp
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Sam_the_Wizer:
I don't think fighting about which set of genitals has it worse fixes anything.
Besides, our society as a whole suffers due to this sort of marketing malarkey.
- 4 years ago
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asherp
