Sarah Haskins in Target Women: Super Special

Target Women is the only reason I watched Infomania. Now it's gone. And I'm miserable. Oh but smile giggle face, cause I can still watch it here!

Sarah rocks, forevah.

why is that mom in the disgusting bathroom AND the home bathroom with her daughter? the kid looks old enough to go by herself.

That was an amazing mash-up! Very well done.

Sarah, you are an inspiration. :) You help shine a light on the bizarre way women are betrayed in the media and treated like imbeciles.

One thing you haven't covered yet though - and I wish you would - is how incredibly weird the front of "women's magazines" are. Pick up the cover of...say.. "Woman's World," "First," "All You," "Good Housekeeping," "Redbook," "Self," ... etc. THEY all say on the cover, often these topics are side by side,:
-lose weight but bake a great dessert
-be organized and financially on top of everything but stop worrying and get rid of those frown lines
-save money on everything but have designer fashions
-anything...and I mean ANYTHING...in 10 minutes or less

Seriously, take a look at the cover of these magazines and you'll see why women are so conflicted. It's like a visit to the critical mother inside your head. These covers scream, 'you aren't good enough, no matter what you do.'

Sarah you are a sexshy mama! yeah baby.

I always enjoy target women.

I am one of the 7-8 who saw this special on TV last night. My 16 year old daughter and I were cracking up. You certainly are better than what is playing on Comedy Central these days (..months/years? except for J Stewart, of course). Great eye for the comedic value for our existence. Keep up the good work.

Hooray! A new cyber, not real but only in my pathetic little bloggy life FRIEND!!!!
Perhaps, after some more relate able Target Women webisodes we can become BEST FRIENDS!

Sarah, you rock! I love your segments!

Let the truth be told a by real women.

The best part is I had the audio running from this on the computer when Sarah is talking about the "poo" paradox. At the same time, Infomania is on TV silently in the background.

I forgot that, and from the angle I was at, when I looked over at the TV from across the room, I saw Conor's Christian Bale impersonation lip synced to Sarah's poo segment.

That almost inspired me enough to rewrite my editing class project. I so need to to find a way to work with you guys.

I admire your honesty Sarah. I was wondering what the deal with women and "number 2" is anyway. Funny story, one time my ex-girlfriend was in the bathroom for a "longer than made sense" period of time. This is before the misadventures in better living through chemistry, so at this point the delay in the bathroom was more humorous curiosity than anything else.

I knocked on the door, and after getting several comical responses, I stuck my fingernail in the lock and walked in. Low and behold there was Candy, acting awkward, as the toilet seat was down.

I said:

"What's going on?"

"Nothing"

"Uh...OOO-K. What's in the cup?"

(she was holding one of those big token cups from the casinos in Vegas and covering it)

"goldfish"

(brain goes WTF?)

There is no punchline, except that as the sequence of events came together, it turns out "number 2" had gotten stuck in the metaphorical fishbowl, but then the fishbowl wouldn't flush, so she had removed the small goldfish and apparently had plans to transfer them via Circus Circus cup to an undisclosed location until such time as the toilet could be repaired rather than bare the indignity of having to call me to fix the toilet having seen that she "poo'd" in it.

Sincerely, lol is used too much, but that was a real lol moment.

There is nothing like a hot pseduo-celebrity standing there trying to hide the goldfish from you because that is how some women apparently feel about such things behind the scenes.

Oh, silly, silly humans.

I love you Sarah! :)

I watched your program once, I loved it. When are you going to be on Dishnetwork (Current) again? And I don't mean a clip on info mania.

Yesterday the Dishnetwork guide showed you for 8pm central time on current, but you were'nt there, I'm pissed. I want my money back, Do you think Dishnetwork will give me a free month?

I do free weight ad jogging with yoga every morning!

FANTASTIC

A-mazing

Sarah?
Were I a woman, I would strive to be you.
Not just like you,...YOU!
Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha *cough cough* ha-ha-ha-ha!!
Loved the show like a man loves sports stats.

Sarah Haskins! Thank you for providing an alternative to the SuperBowl for that small but important subset of middle to upper-middle class people able to afford cable with more than 148 channels, that don't like football or 3-D commercials, AND are into counter-culture intellectual humor.

So basically, the 20-or-so people who've commented on this so far. Minus the one person who said he couldn't watch it because you weren't hot. That person doesn't count.

In full disclosure, I also don't count. I rooted for the Cubs. I think. I'm not really sure.

Thank you for airing this on Superbowl Sunday!!!

Hilarious!

Great show, I loved it! Cant wait for the next special = )

U rock my sox.

Dang Sarah, you just keep getting hotter and hotter! I loved this Target Women special, great job, and I hope to see some new Target Women episodes soon!!!

In the Wedding segment, did that guy call the bride a "chubster"???? Ug, I hate people!!!

Awesome hour of womanality, I feel like I know your gender so much better now..."Let's jump on the euphemism train to sh*ttown..." With you Sarah, I most certainly will...

Absolutely fabulous. None can compare. Great job Sarah.

i love the "girls nights" scene, and especially the girl in the background with the champagne bottle. that got me to lol.

Sarah, you have inspired me to be a perfect lady...or was it a perfect women? ok, whatever.

great special!

You are the funniest person on tv. You say everything i've been thinking my whole life. You F***ing rock it up!!!

Oh my god Sarah! This was awesome. Jonah is so adorable!

Like her only gold is treasured! I have extra antipathy for the expensive jewelry market, so why didn't I notice that that was one of the funniest episodes earlier?

A parenting dilemma: when should you wean your young female childrens off of manwiches and gross takeout and start them on their all-yogurt diet?

LOLOL at quoting Miley Cyrus.

Best quote: "It's a poop-a-dox".

You're great, thanks for the insight!

that was awsome some more pleeeeaaaazzzzeeee

Great special Sarah!

omg that was the best thing in the world :D it was too awesome

Best hour. of Current TV. Ever.

Lets talk Target Women: The Movie