5 Sucktastic Pop Songs

your immature humor is outta sight baby! seriously, those have to be the bottom of the itunes list--the top sellers??? come on...who actually pays to listen to this trash? (loved your begging to skip Smiley's song--that totally ruled) but if all this pseudomusic didn't exist, what would we have to laugh at?......ourselves? now that's no fun. love you more today than yesterday, sergio.....keep strong

i wish i were crazy because then i would definitely be your very own private stalker, but my three kids keep me too busy at home....dammit. i never get to have any fun.

Catchy in the way Ebola is catchy. I've had poker face stuck in my head since i watched this video. Just the p-p-p-p poker face part like a sample looping for hours. Jesus wept. At this rate I'd confess to anything.

The poker face song is pretty catchy.. I'm not gunna lie I enjoy it. I feel more informed after watching this though. Miley does things that aren't Disney related?! Do they know about this? Oh well.. TRL was canceled so these videos will only air at 3 AM on MTV or VH1

I was catching up on all the White Hot Top 5's last Friday and I STILL have Poker Face stuck in my head......still.

Come oooooon... Poker Face is awesome!

The video is ridiculously over the top, yes. But if it'd be decidedly odd if it was understated.

Muffins and Pop! Hilarious!

Poker Face? Honestly? The video's moronic but the song itself is good for a pop song. Just because it's popular doesn't mean you have to act rebellious and hate it purely for that fact.

".she even points at it.."

Thank GOD I don't like any of these songs, I am validated as a Human being.

i heart u sergio.

Thank god!!!! you skipped miley cyrus!!!

Sergio, you are amazing!! thank you for skipping miley cyrus song. you have won my heart because of it, lol

p.s you are not immature, you are just being silly. =)

Serg, THANK YOU for skipping over the Miley Cyrus video. I mean I kinda wish you did that with all of them, but if I had to choose one out of the five, it would have been that one right away. Its moments like that that make the White Hot Top Five one of the best segments on the show.

dude's a tool. put him on the top 5

those were some mad dance skills there serg

It freaked me out last week with Serg sans facial hair, but your bottom half reminds me of some celebrity... can't remember.

Lol. So not immature.

I would also like to thank you Sergio for not talking about Miley Cyrus's song. I cringed at the first second. Lyrics=Awful. Sining=Awful. Music Video=I know middle schoolers that can make a video 10x better than that.

lol "she even points to it!"

Nice. Yeah, those songs are pretty sucktastic. However, I have to say, that if you're looking for kick ass dance songs, Britney Spears has been rocking it with her Circus album.

I never knew that thing wanted to be a pop star. She fails. Thank you for passing on it.

And that is why I haven't listened to a radio station or watched music television in 5 years.

thats not true, what about that guy that does the rotten tomatoes show, that and the other thing he does is pretty funny. Actually theyre all pretty funny, you just a jerk

Those videos were fucking horrible... Holy shit! What's wrong with people!

Great work Sergio you had me cracking up the whole time! Thanks for that.

P.S. Are you the only cool person that works for current? Because all the other staff post stuff that generally sucks ass. (A few exceptions)

P.S.S. Boobies!

LOL, well done!

i'm liking the clean shaven sergio- keep it up ;)

and thank thank thank you for skipping that horrid miley cyrus song

Is it sad that I secretly love all these song? I mean, i KNOW theyre terrible, but in the best way......

Hahaha all of those songs are so terrible

pa pa pa pa poker face pa pa poker face.

oh sergio. i have a crush on you.

a long stare into the pop-culture wasteland.

My muffin is bluffin right now, thank you very much!

Oy vey, at least now I know who the hell that Lady Gaga person is.

I can't believe how terrible those songs are, and the fact that they're "popular" is even more saddening, oh well, I found your childishness very endearing Sergio!

i'm on twitter now if you interested in my hourly thoughts.

http://twitter.com/sergiocilli