3D Porn
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The infoMania Tech Report is a weekly segment where technology guru Ben Hoffman takes a look at the newest tech products, gadgets and video games. It has been called "the funniest tech show on the web." (No source for that quote is available at this time. In fact, there's a good chance it was made up.)
For more Ben visit http://current.com/techreport/ and Current TV. infoMania is a half-hour satirical news show that airs on Current TV. The show puts a comedic spin on the 24-hour chaos and information overload brought about by the constant bombardment of the media. Hosted by Conor Knighton and co-starring Brett Erlich, Sarah Haskins, Ben Hoffman, and Sergio Cilli, the show airs on Thursdays at 10 pm Eastern and Pacific Times and can be found online at http://current.com/infomania/ or on Current TV. And make sure to check out our facebook profile for special features at http://facebook.com/infomania.
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maxspilungone
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Ok, thats now about a year ago. And I still cant find this movie...i only found a website www.3dmaxxx.com, which is quite ok, but i'm still thinking, that there should be some more 3d porn out there. Anybody???
- 2 years ago
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maxspilungone
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real3dporn
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3D porn is the future - just think how big this thing is going to be when the first glasses free 3D mobiles, tablets, and laptops start appearing this year.
For all the latest news on 3D porn check out:
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real3dporn
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sex3dhd
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I believe we will look back on this and find it funny. I've added this video and some really good links about 3DHD on my site.
Check Out:
www.sex3dhd.com - 2 years ago
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sex3dhd
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3DPornos
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Cool video. I have some Websites with 3D Porn listed on:www 3dporn. info . So check them out if You like 3D Porn.
- 2 years ago
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3DPornos
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Darlink
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I'm not voting this vote for this on the bases it is just another readon for ben to watch porn...he can do that with a chubby not a webby, pluss it has been on the ticker just long enugh to be anoying
- 3 years ago
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Darlink
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KnoaWyls
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Hilarious!
- 3 years ago
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KnoaWyls
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SupaDawg
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Make sure to vote. Ben deserves it. Tech Report & Editorial are two of the best Infomania segments.
- 3 years ago
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SupaDawg
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BlondeWhiteBoy
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i'm waiting for interactive porn video games...no, seriously - is someone on top of that
- 3 years ago
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BlondeWhiteBoy
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SuperMatt
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Nice piece on 3D!! And nice touch adding some gay-ness. I want that magazine!
- 3 years ago
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SuperMatt
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jadewuzlyke
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Douching? Seriously? She has sex on camera for a living and doesn't even know how her own parts work?
- 3 years ago
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jadewuzlyke
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grabnar
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Aint nothin wrong with porn, lol
- 3 years ago
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grabnar
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matlaroche
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ha ha
- 3 years ago
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matlaroche
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yolandaragsdale
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3D screens for in home use. Someone who knows, please tell me more!
- 3 years ago
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yolandaragsdale
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3DPornos
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yolandaragsdale:
check out at www 3dshop . eu
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3DPornos
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Denica_Cassandra
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lol.. "Her First Lesbian Sex" that was a way-too intimate look into porn! really funny thO.
- 3 years ago
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Denica_Cassandra
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JImmyjumpnjive
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YOU! This is wicked funny.
- 3 years ago
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Skyscraper08
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Great reporting lol. I think that 3D porn will be the porn industry's meal ticket to the money pots of consumers. If they can make it work, then viewers WILL pay for it...until they find someway to get it free.
- 3 years ago
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Skyscraper08
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stevieuk
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cool, you can only have lol at this
- 3 years ago
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stevieuk
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avshel
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Hysterical and educational - and as the only African-American on the network - I think that Ben Hoffman not only holds it down, but he holds it down in 3D.
- 3 years ago
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avshel
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Sumbodyswatchin
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"Great, go ahead and start touching each other."
That has got to be the best job ever.
- 3 years ago
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Sumbodyswatchin
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devilsplaything
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haha sweet... i
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devilsplaything
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Frank81
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that was pretty good.
- 3 years ago
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Frank81
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galaxiefilm
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Gee Ben, do you have with too much free time on your hands?
No, wait a minute, it's your job, right? Current-TV actually pays you to make these segments--despite the inaccuracies.
The opening statement, "With box office revenues in decline,.." is not really true right now. But hey, I guess you think it's okay to make Hollywood appear to be looking desperate for a gimmick to increase revenues.
Well, that aside, 3D is indeed an obvious natural for porn.
However, judging from the appearance of porn cameraman Matt Morningwood's shooting rig,
that huge interocular (the distance between the center of the two lenses) will NOT make for good close-ups. It WILL create eye-gouging headache-inducing ones, though.And porn sure does use a lot of closeup, eh?
But since Matt was using non-genlockable Panasonic P2-card cameras, he probably can't use a Lanc device to even get the synch close.
On the other hand, maybe out of synch horizontal movement (which will create false depth cues) isn't a concern here. Maybe it's just "Z-axis motion" that matters in 3D porn.
Sorry, but it just kills me when people think that all they have to do is put two cameras side-by-side to shoot 3D movies.
How many eyeballs in the Bible Belt (the geographic area where porn sells the greatest) do you think will be pulled out of their sockets by this masterpiece?
(There's a great opening there for a crude joke, but I'll let you fill in that blank yourself).
-- Dave
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galaxiefilm
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Plarom
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Hah, this has gotta be one of Ben's best tech reports. It's amazing he even kept a straight face during most of this!
- 3 years ago
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Plarom
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Cat_Ladies_Man
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my goal in life is to become friends with someone whos in the porn industry.
they just seem so cool and frank.
- 3 years ago
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Cat_Ladies_Man
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kjoknoswazzup
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porn is for losers.
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kjoknoswazzup
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crispyfritters
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kjoknoswazzup:
So is MTV, but there's clearly a market for it.
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crispyfritters
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isnamthere
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kjoknoswazzup:
Then why are you reading this article,...loser?
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isnamthere
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NuclearLullaby
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Your job is just so boring isn't it Ben?
- 3 years ago
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NuclearLullaby
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THE_PHOENIX
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One night in Bangkok makes the hard man humble !! LOL
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derk
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Why do I suddenly feel like playing Tennis?
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derk
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HughbertD
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I don't know if I want a gigantic WANG coming at me in my living room
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HughbertD
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TasteHi
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HughbertD:
very insightful!!
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TasteHi
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bopgun27
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Eh... 3D always seems to let me down with regular movies. Now it seems to have found another way to let me down...
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trelk
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give me a couple of james cameron's cameras and some young japanese ladies!
"hey sweetheart, piss on that lens."
- 3 years ago
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trelk
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quarrygirl
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hahaha, great tech report field shoot. sorry to hear about your toilet paper problems, ben.
- 3 years ago
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quarrygirl
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Mikeysfake1
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An informative day. Not really a fun day, my ass Ben!
- 3 years ago
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olddaesu
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IMO 3d doesn't enhance my regular movie experience i don't think it would affect my er.. other activities pointless gimmick
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bailey78
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must buy more porn must have 3D porn porn porn porn porn porn porn and more porn porn
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bailey78
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sktoday
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how about Ben Jackoffman
- 3 years ago
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sktoday
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FreshPlastic
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Matt Morningwood - best porn name ever!
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FreshPlastic
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tillia
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Wickedly funny!! Well done!!
- 3 years ago
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tillia
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smileymango
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Ben Hoffman you are a god. Soooo funny as always :D
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smileymango
