infoMania 7.2.09: Goodbye Michael Jackson

Must have run out of small because I got a medium.

Thanks current & infomania for the awesome shirt!

i won! wooh!

i won!

This episode was freaking hilarious. My favorite part of course was Rocket Butts..whos voice was that?

And Sergio---brilliant as always. Thanks for the video. I love it when you dance.

Thanks for all the great submissions. The call out is now closed.

Damn - missed the IM
T-shirt giveaway window.
Now will go shirtless.

Infomania is getting really repetitive. Also Ben Hoffman's editorial, was that of a madman. and I'm saying this in the kindest of ways. Conor Knighton was unoriginal, boring, and unoriginal. The only funny section, was Sarah Haskins' one.

Infomania

I watch all the time
It doesn’t even cost a dime

I subscribed on iTunes
And I never think you guys are goons

I love the White Hot
I always do the robot

You’ve always got me covered
And that makes me hover

Adorable Local News
Doesn’t make me snooze

I take a size Small
Or you can just send it all.

I've been a fan before you had 22 mins. Send me an INFOMANIA shirt please!!!

Hey guys, I tried uploading a video but it wouldn't work. I would love a t-shirt. I think you guys are great. infoMania is the only show that i really really look forward to during the week. Thanks guys.
ps. Ben's tech report is the best

will it ever be all over, all the good and bad about him is doing my head in

I love it when Sergio dances. I love it when the infoMania cast dances. Keep them coming.

Favorite so far: SingleLadies rendition.

Infomania is the show to watch,
whether your drinking scotch or itching your crotch

Conor Knighton is the sweet host,
I bet he smells like my moms french toast.

Sarah Haskins knows what women want,
too bad shes a bit nonchalant

Brett Urlich searches youtube with hair like a goat,
Remember the time when he was on a boat?

Sergio Chili is a cool fellow,
when he dances to single ladies, his legs look like jello.
Ben Hoffman is always funny,
Searching Craigslist will never get him any honey

Remember to watch Infomania on current TV,
10 o'clock eastern or 7 pacific is my concern

I tweeked a Rumi poem just for you, see if you can tell where

"Oh! Supreme Lover!
Let me leave aside my worries.
The flowers are blooming
with the exultation of your Spirit.

By Allah!
I long to escape the prison of my ego
and lose myself
in the mountains and the desert.

These sad and lonely people tire me.
I long to revel in the drunken frenzy of your love
and feel the strength of Rustam in my hands.

I'm sick of mortal kings.
I long to see your light.
With lamps in hand
the sheikhs and mullahs roam
the dark alleys of these towns
not finding what they seek.

You are the Essence of the Essence,
The intoxication of Love.
I long to sing your praises
but stand mute
with the agony of wishing in my heart,
Infomania"

I'd do Ben!

Infomania what can I say?
Your show delivers news in such hilarious ways,
although there are laughs and jokes you do make,
you still never forget what reason you have at stack,
with your talk of the news of how they says its not right,
to hug another more then twice,
its simple to see that its no threat,
but the news never wants to think of the obvious,
you make us look at the faults that many to do miss,
and make us think beyond all of this.
There women that maybe can do more,
then just think of there hair or cleaning the floors,
you show us music that's suppose to be great,
it only lack's really lyrics and name.
Then there technology which is ever growing,
thank goodness there is someone who seems all knowing,
and what's the latest thing we should buy?
A wii?
Playstation?
I'll wait to see on Thursday night.
There randomness all over the web,
Ya!
For someone to make scenes of all of it,
Infomania what more can I say?
I look forward to your show every Thursday.

yeah a bit gay but here my poem stating how awesome you guys are!!!!!!! I hope more people watch your show and see the awesomeness!

Holy crap. I'm touched. What an amazing, amazing group of supporters - you guys rock. I can't tell you how cool it is to finally see some of your faces.

A rep from the show will be in touch re: shirts next week. Just wanted to pop in and say thanks for the love. Happy 4th. -conor

!!sperm!!

InfoMania,
You sure are insane-ia!
You keep me updated,
With the jokes you have created.
I watch every week,
And have no critique.
You're better than my favorite dessert
Please, oh please, could I have a t-shirt?

Pitbull (the rapper featured in Sergio's Top 5) isn't Brazilian. Thanks, wikipedia! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pitbull_(rapper)

Hi Conor, Sarah, and Sergio too,

Brett, Ben, Natalie (my favorite), and the rest of the crew…

As your sole viewer from the rural southeast

I’d LOVE to wear your shirt to combat disease!

Of the mind, that is: Fox-and-Friends-itis;

It’s a rampant local problem I try hard to fight… -is…

So your show every week is like a breath of fresh air

I always have the podcasts to show everywhere!

I don’t know how you’ll get it to me but I wear adult small

(And I’ll represent you way better than our governor did for us all!)

Although that’s not saying much. Please do not associate me with that moronic headliner –

Here’s coming at y’all from South Caroliner!

Forget t-shirts. I say we give them all cars.

I love watching this show every friday now on the web, it makes my mornings.

I dont' have a webcam...

Anyway, great show, Sarah and the rest of the infoMania gang always manage to crack me up!!! Loved the editorial and Ben, I'm sorry Michelle excluded you from the list. Maybe I will go see Transformers...

Infomania!
I wait all week 'til Thursday
Just to watch your show.

That was a haiku, just for you. :) Also...

Please send me a shirt
I would totally wear it!
I could send a pic.

I'm a long-time watcher, first time commenter... Love the show! Keep up the great work!

--Lauren*
http://littlezotz.webs.com

Conor's face at 8:22 is a national treasure.

That's all I have to contribute.

Whoops, I promise I didn't see kneecola's similar musical response before I made mine! DONT SUE ME OVER CREATIVE RIGHTS KNEECOLA

Roses are red, violets are blue
...and infoMania is pretty cool too.
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That took me four and a half hours to write. That's how much I love you guys.

infomania
a sinful perturbation
Shall I abstain via
Flagellation?
To live my life
by closing temptations doors
but my hero Ted Haggard
Loves meth and whores
So Connor, Sarah, Ben, Brett and Serg
I'm confused if they're a blessing or an amoral scourge
And also there's a gay man but he's new so i can't remember his name
but it's not because of my religious affiliations
We're pretty progressive...
It's not a cult.
Seriously good show though.
Shirt Please!

You people are elitist! Just because you have a webcam and I don’t you can get a t-shirt? Is all Obama’s fault! Damn!

My brother helped me write them so you should send me two! (One Large womens and one medium mens please) :)

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Shameless Self-Promotion Haiku:

I could spread the word
"Infomania" around
With a free T-Shirt

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Haiku for the hosts:

Brett, Sarah, Connor
To a lesser extent Ben,
Sergio, YOU ROCK!!

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Rationale Haiku:

A shirt on a fan
is worth one hundred thousand
In a dank office

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Gimme a free T-shirt or else!

Hello guys. I don’t have a webcam for the moment, so if you have some people you want them to disappear or just receive a good amount of kicks in the butt, just tell me and I’ll do it in exchange of an infomania shirt. Deal?

And I will help Sarah’s hair with some Spanish lessons too. Is a bargain! No te preocupes Sarah, que yo te ayudo por una camiseta.

Ben's passion for the truth is inspiring.

I don't want to be that guy on the internet who tells you not to use "begging the question" in the incorrect way you (and everyone else on tv) has decided to use it. But hey look it seems like I am! Please, please, please don't do it? For me?