Miley's Pole Dance

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In his weekly roundup of the crazy world of 24-hour media madness, Conor Knighton looks at Miley Cyrus' controversial dancing on this year's Teen Choice Awards. This week he also looks at a shark attack survivor on 'Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader,' people's attempts to score some cash on 'Shark Tank,' neighbors fighting on 'There Goes the Neighborhood,' networks' reluctance to call gay things gay, Kathie Griffin's love for Levi Johnston, sex in Egypt, the overly-Botoxed emotionally-devoid faces of 'Addicted to Beauty,' and Glenn Beck's Nazi-filled discussion of health care.

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  • 2helenahandbasket
  • cztheday
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      cztheday  
    • 2helenahandbasket:

      You're crazy. Just kidding. The Miley Cyrus portion of the clip was portrayed more prominently when this was first posted.

      I didn't catch the botox segment the first time I watched. Whoa. While on the one hand, I am sure a spouse would want to be supprtive...can you imagine forcing yourself to KISS a mouth that looked like that? [shudder]

    • 2 years ago
  • 2helenahandbasket
  • bailey78
  • curseofthestots
  • Kuklamania
  • vonlove
  • 96thdayofrage
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      96thdayofrage  
    • Let's put some freaking reality into reality TV. Why don't we, the butt-screwed tax payers, heat things up by setting one banker a week on fire LIVE on TV? That's right, folks, let's start with any banker whose parent bank benefited from TARP, and yet has to dispense our money through a single loan approval for a much needed mortgage payments or debt restructuring. Especially those greedy skinflints who got those ungodly generous bonuses for their feckless economy destructive scams that helped banks like WaMu succumb to offering to orally wax wicks just to stay open. Set their naked butts on fire!

      After we broil that bunch, we can torch any grievous corporate gray flannel clad trouser stains raking in more than a justifiable $30K per annum. Every last corporate executive heel boasting a 7 or more figure income will become an instant TV sensation when we gather them up to be launched in experimental space craft to explode once the craft reaches the outer atmosphere. We can select a randomly selected victim to press the red button twice in 30 minutes once a week until we run out of these greedy corporate fiends, preferably a victim who's been exploited or otherwise negatively impacted by the product or service offered by the twisted corporation with a CEO on board the doomed craft.

      Once we got them out the way, let's line up the Faux Noise propagandists, starting with Rupert Murdoch, and shoot them live on the other cable infotainment channels. It should be a real ratings raiser. Include any of these obnoxious birther idiots, Sarah Palin, 1st Dude, the junior whore Bristol, that mullet-shorn numskull baby daddy who abandoned her for a 40-something d-lister presuming to make a living crashing teen events in a moth eaten cougar suit, all the little right wing anti-abortion political stage props she calls blessed kids, Kathy Griffin, and anyone else remotely tethered to that evil Wasilla flea circus.

      After that, let's criminalize and legislate an abolition of all award shows, beauty contests, and surreal idiocy of game shows, this silly Disney/Noggin twaddle intended to entertain puerile adolescence, and this Bravo/Discover/A&E bull crap meant to rope in female losers with no life beyond an obsession with the gay BFFs who couldn't care less about them. I want to see an end to Jon, Kate, the Duggars, OctoMom, Madonna, Brad-jolina, and every other idiot who has made a fertility specialist, OB-GYN, or adoption lawyer one thin dime wealthier with the aspiration of getting on Discover Channel, TLC, Brave, A&E, or Oh! This legislature should also include a clause that makes the news a medium of real information, not a bully platform on which some petulant scathing heel bloviates obnoxiously through a bullhorn in 60-minute intervals for vulgar sums of money.

    • 2 years ago
  • tomofnorthcal
  • irtehjoe
  • hack26
  • lordsbassman
  • pheidias
  • Ish05
  • iloveravi
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      iloveravi  
    • Glen Beck is fucking brilliant.

      American liberals can make fun of him, mock him, point out his lies and try to discredit him but he will always win.

      Beck knows how american media works and understands that a HUGE portion of the american populace are lazy idiots who will always believe a cheap slogan over substantiated fact.

      Don't blame him. He's just a fucking asshole getting rich off our stupidity.

    • 2 years ago
  • afanofmyown
  • Sess
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      Sess  
    • OOOOHHHHH PLEEEAASE PEOPLE SHUT UP!!!!! the truth is you guyz are all in shock over what mostly ALL sixteen year old girls are doing. Stop it! you should all be a shamed of youselves....you guyz are slowly turning her into Britney Spears....think about it. She is an entatainer....she understands that...her father understands that. Did you folks forget that pole danceing is quickly becomeing rich white womens favorite past time!!! Do your homework....you can buy a " pole exercise " DVD from pretty much any video store. So please leave sexy miley alone. If her father did'nt let her do anything, then you guyz would talk ill about him like you guyz do Joe Jackson. Let the young woman make her money. who are any of you to question her fathers parenting??? for real!!

    • 2 years ago
  • ayashe
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      ayashe  
    • Based on that, what 3 second clip, you can hardly call it pole dancing. In any case, go Miley. She's growing up. I'd love to see more of these Disney idiots break away from all that purity crap.

    • 2 years ago
  • afanofmyown
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      afanofmyown  
    • ayashe:

      YOU ARE SO ON IT! I AGREE WITH YOU TOO.... MILEY IS A CHILD OF THE PEOPLE WHO CREATED HER ! AND YES! MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL ! ACTUALLY THINK SHE ACTED A LITTLE "NOT SEXY" MAN !SHE DID"NT REALLY GET SLEASY UP THERE! COME -ON BITCH ABOUT THE PERVERTS OUT HERE KILLING INNOCENT CHILDREN! LEAVE MILEY DO HER THING..AND WISH HER WELL! /

    • 2 years ago
  • princesslammy1977
  • BOBALOB
  • lordsbassman
  • ameshisu_chan
  • cztheday
  • EllenMarie
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      EllenMarie  
    • ameshisu_chan:

      lol i agree it's like listening to a tone deaf mating moose.
      glen beck is an idiot.
      oh and to the people who think that she's a role model think about this: Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus= multiple personality disorder

    • 2 years ago
  • Valence
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      Valence  
    • lol i love how people blame what there kids do on people like Miley Cyrus(Celebrities),i got an answer.... IF YOU DIDN'T LET YOUR KID WATCH T.V ALL DAY HE/SHE WOULDN'T BE LOOKING UP TO MILEY CYRUS A PERSON THEY ARE MOST LIKELY NOT GOING TO EVER GET TO KNOW! OR BETTER YET IF YOU TAUGHT YOUR FUCKING KID TO THINK FOR THEMSELVES.

    • 2 years ago
  • lj111
  • maof4brats
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      maof4brats [removed]  
    • Her father is making buco bucks selling his daughter he make the money off his own talents anymore so he prostitutes his daughter. He making her into a whore. she is going to end up like Brittney during her bald years.

    • 2 years ago
  • spanky07
  • axe_ninja
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      axe_ninja  
    • spanky07:

      ah its cool. at least in england all the legal age stuff ends at 16. so technically it would be perfectly legal for her to be over here shaggin every 25 year old within a 5 mile radius of her hotel sweet. but this was in america and speaking as a 17 year old boy ... niice.

    • 2 years ago
  • extblues
    • 0
      extblues  
    • Just for fun my friends and I drank a shot every time Glenn Beck said the word "Nazi".

      After the first twenty minutes things got a bit hazy...

    • 2 years ago
  • JanforGore
  • tomofnorthcal
  • 96thdayofrage
  • lifestudentno83
  • Prijedor
  • kingfugazi
  • maof4brats
    • 0
      maof4brats [removed]  
    • If my husband would allow my 16 year old daughter go on a stripper pole I would kick him out and get her into therepy. I saw a few of the pictures she did it think in Elle magazine. Her father is going out of his mind. WTF!

    • 2 years ago
  • cztheday
  • WestmanRandoballet
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