2009: Worst Year Ever
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jessica_newark
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werid
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jessica_newark
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lopinjop
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Well, hope the big 1 - 0 treats you better lol
- 2 years ago
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lopinjop
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achromatic
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if you talk to some people who get lasik, their vision ends up being better than the "normal" which is 20/20 or there are some people who naturally have great vision. To have better vision than that, such as 20/15, would mean that you see an object at 15 feet away the same way a person at 20 feet away sees it, making it "better" in acuity terms.
- 2 years ago
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achromatic
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bking74
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Ben Hoffman is that snarky, wise mouth jerk at the keg party you just want to smash in the mouth, but you to busy bent over laughing hysterically at his razor sharp wit and humor.
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bking74
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TeeFisher
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PREACH!!!
- 2 years ago
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TeeFisher
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JImmyjumpnjive
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DT9q2jTBgPg
Only 2009 ... I'm saying the whole decade was a waste.
- 2 years ago
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JImmyjumpnjive
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homedude7
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ya this year sucked especially this month first i find out my grandma has cancer and she has 6 months to live then i find out my mom has a tumor in her brain!!!!! what the fuck!!! what kind of fucked up god gives someone's mom a fuckin tumor dayz away from his kid's birthday!!!! i fuckin hate my life
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homedude7
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Gravity_Man
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homedude7:
I have a question. Why are you assuming the worst case scenarios (death) are going to result and #2 why would you so quickly blame God?
- 2 years ago
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Gravity_Man
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Gravity_Man
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homedude7:
My last son was born on the 27th, and his Mom got one of those brain tumors maybe 2 years ago now. Actually, a benign tumor. Tumors like that are evidence the body is functioning properly. Poisons and trash from body cells are being carried out and deposited into a single location. Since the brain has the highest amount of blood circulation it just happens the tumor trash goes there.
She passed out at a religious service, a Kingdom Hall actually. Taken to the hospital they saw it immediately and operated the next day. She is living a normal life now, driving, everything.
It's unfair that the doctor for your Grandma and your Mom's doctor have not helped you more. It sounds like Grandma has a malignant and spreading cancer. That's bad. But very unfortunate that you're left alone through this and left thinking they both have the same type of cancer... if that's what has happened.
When trash accumulates inside cells one of two things happens. If the cell mitochondria are functioning properly they gather up the trash and ship it out through the bloodstream. If they are not functioning properly the trash causes a corruption of the mitochondria and they break down, lose their focus and can turn into the spreading malignant cancers. If your Mom has a non-malignant brain tumor it means her cells were functioning in the preferred way.
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Gravity_Man
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achromatic
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20/18 vision is better than perfect...why did you have to get glasses for that?
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achromatic
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smartbunny
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achromatic:
How can vision be better than perfect? Like, X-ray?
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smartbunny
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YogaArmy
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Ben Rocks! Right on!
- 2 years ago
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YogaArmy
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Gravity_Man
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2009 had to happen to get to 2010. It happens. Or is it caused? Maybe people wanted 2009 to be 2009.
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Gravity_Man
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Minus5scenePoints
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Hahaha, brilliant!
And the walks half the battle to the box! - 2 years ago
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Minus5scenePoints
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CaptainTrips
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Thanks Ben, 2009 sure did suck! I believe you left out how much Glenn Beck sucks even more. He should have been on your list not Tito.
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CaptainTrips
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AndrewH13
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Perk up man! At least you're not that dickhead Ben Hoffm....
ohh...
sorry, dude.
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AndrewH13
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DJMatt2
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Hear Hear!
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DJMatt2
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lordsbassman
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the building was knocked down?
- 2 years ago
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lordsbassman
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cmruready
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You said it, Ben!
- 2 years ago
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cmruready
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Agent_Alpha
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cmruready:
Yeah. 2009 sucked.
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Agent_Alpha
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Gravity_Man
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cmruready:
I remember watching Guy Williams -played TV's Zorro- watching him on Lost in Space. 2009 sucks because they showed flying suits on that show and we still don't have em. We were promised to be able to jump and bounce over houses.
Forget flying cars, I want to jump over some houses. 30 & 40 years is long enough to wait. I want a suit with a microwave too. Yeah baby.
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Gravity_Man
