YouTube's Craziest Baby Preachers

the title alone is amazing!

IM ON BRETTS WALL!!!!!!!

Last few seconds, amazing

ahh, the future of the world's theologies is bright and promising....

I absolutely love the Satan baby.

devil music baby FTW

fav, video. BECASUE those nanies only show how often they were forced to be presented in church, and how intense they as small children see the repressentives of their 'lord and savor' hahah genious

the "baby to microphone ratio" baby preacher lives 4 houses down the street from me. The baby preacher I am referring to is the last one before the "tiny Hands" graphics.

The fact that any child could do the job should tell you something important.

scary and funny. this is the next generation to be hookwinked and bamboozled by the bible. the "satan" baby was the best

These kids are hoodwinked by their parents, that have been hoodwinked by the "few" "Constantine and the Vatican you can start with. that, came up with the invention of religious-codes to keep fear and guilt part of the peoples lives. Came up with a brilliant scheme to control the masses, JUST like a shepherd controls his flock. This is what they did, all the religions have a teeny bit of truth BUT THE rest is LIES, using ,mis and dis information making us have to have a savior to Die for OUR SINS. I ask my mother, "Mom, can you look down at your tiny baby, and say 'Jane you are a sinner. I know you never sinned, or even had an evil thought, BUT you see I believe this book called the BIBLE, I know it is God's word (because the book says so)and that GOD created us and for some reason we are BORN IN SIN. And here is what you must do, Lets see, If you die NOW you will go to Heaven, BUT WHEN YOU REACH THE AGE OF ACCOUNTABILITY (Have no idea when that is ONLY GOD KNOWS THAT, and has failed to tell us this info, but when you reach that age of whatever,) THEN you must pray the sinners prayer so when you die you will be saved from the horrible place called HELL, that "God will have waiting for you" if you do not pray this prayer. I believe this 'hogwash, because I was told this is the true word of God. So even though you are such a cute baby, YOU ARE BORN IN SIN."

Now these children are making money for their parents, they are brainwashed by their parents or the "FEW" through the mind control to MESS-WITH OUR HEADS just a little more.

These kids are not prophets, declaring the truth, they are TRAINED just like we were in our Christian faith. Mindcontrol is how we are manipulated in this reality, and until we awaken, the"FEW" will continue to try and work through their control set ups of Religion, Academics (Telling us what they want us to know, then quiz us, Not to have our Own Opinion or question Authoritative rolls such as your teachers.) The "FEW" control Politics through the Churches (why they were set up in the first place), Medical 'Pharma all controlled' we are made sick through vaccines, and other methods, because well people do not make money) WHERE is the POLITICIAN KIDS?????:-)

I say this all because I am disturbed by the way people are looking at what really is going on here with these KID-Preachers. MONEY and GREED. Many of these KID evangelists bring in lots of money. Ask to check the parents or churchs bank accounts, I am sure much of the money is hidden just like in corporations all tax free, OMG. THESE KIDDIES ARE MINDCONTROLLED.

They may give us a great laugh, but deep down inside we should also be concerned how these little beings are being exploited. Doesm't someone agree with my opinion??? Doing my research I guess changed my mind on so many things being done to and with our children.
CONCERNED HUMAN Nancy

Lol exactly. He was joking about the "Satan babies".

Ok, some of it is a little sketchy. Like the black kid? Come on. That's bullshit. "I love my house. I lost everything I had." Unless his parents went bankrupt and they ended up being homeless, which I highly doubt, then he's lying or was told to say that. But the Mexican kid? Hahahahha. He's just relaying the revelation given to him.

Ok, some of it is a little sketchy. Like the black kid? Come on. That's bullshit. "I love my house. I lost everything I had." Unless his parents went bankrupt and they ended up being homeless, which I highly doubt, then he's lying or was told to say that. But the Mexican kid? Hahahahha. He's just relaying the revelation given to him.

I don't think that a child has lived enough to even understanding the thing's in the Bible, let alone what's going on in this world! I am happy they might have found their calling very early in life, but they have alot of living to do yet!

The tiny little babies are too cute, though; they are soooo mimicking the adults in their lives!! But no matter how scary the adults are, the babies squawking nonsense and smacking their little hands on podiums are soo cute!! :) I would so attend a baby sermon, even though I haven't been to an adult sermon since I was a child.

Yeah, OK....so weird...I have pics/videos of my kids as babies doing some crazy stuff, but nothing like this....

Baby bigots! They're too young to be so polluted.

hahahahahahahha made me laugh out loud --- great video---- this video should make real god loving people laugh--- you got talent--keep up the great work by love sUPERED

What is wrong with Iloveflynn?? God that is scary. She needs to be my mothers child, not me. :-)))) Filtering going on all over the place. >These children are making money for many of the secret things they use these kiddies for.

Part of my Path, is to bring awarness to what these children are being used for. Sex Rings, satanic rituals, and even these ones "Brainwashed as little preachers", check the bank roll of the parents or the churchs. People sit in these conregations like stone, controlled beings. After my blinders removed from awakening, I would go to a church for my study. I would leave crying, What can I do to make these people see how they are controlled by an Invention that is called religion, made to do just what it is doing, Keeping the people from Knowig the true magnificent beings they truly are, at least 12 Strand DNA beings. MY goal to help awaken the masses of sheeples, from the church like I was for over 60 years.

The Powers that be know how the Hologram In Motion works, and can even with their 10 and 11 Strand DNA keep us locked from our infinite wisdom and knowledge. BUT I want to tell humanity that with Meditation, Keylontic exercises, reaching deep within, ALL THEY NEED TO REACTIVATE THEIR 12 Strand DNA lies there.

SO spread the word to all the indigo kids born after about 1972, these kids brought in with more memory to HELP Humanity, and the GOV KNEW and stepped up vaccinations, copr. foods I am sure in schools, Hamburger fast food etc. filled with stuff to lock them from this knowledge, and I am a Star Seed and my job is to Help give the triggers to these kids, to re-remember the magnificent beings they are. (That is Many of you on this funny-BUT-Sad baby vid.

I want to reach the gamers, (could use their minds and devise a plan to use thought to create what they want-as a group to make the controllers (GOV etc. to weaken, stop hurting the children using them for sex slaves, in secret rituals, Well use your imaginations-go wild, Believe and things wil happen. :-) think when the gamers start going within through meditation, just sitting still and asking for help to re-remember who they are, Masses will begin awakening and if only 65% awaken, enough so the "100th Monkey Effect" (LOOK UP THE STUDY" would take effect. I am so excited. :-)

So KIDS get to it. Search how powerful you kids are. Look up Indigo kid and Mine is Star Seed, Help Save Humanity. The Gov. through controlled education, (quantum Physics wow) --> "The Holographic Universe" by Michael Talbot, On Adobe reader, a study done less then 2 hours from my home at John Hopkins's research center, (The paperclip Nazi gang-research this--was doing experiments on WHO WE really are) Oh that news dear Young men and women, THE POWERS THAT BE DO NOT WANT YOU TO KNOW.

Peace and Love from a Star Seed awakening from my Sheepled State.

Yes Mark I agree with you. It is pitiful. I know these children must be some of the brainwashed children I have been seeking to help, they're being used by people for their greed. Many of these children (On a LONG TIME AGO BBC SPECIAL) showed a kindergarden age child riding in a Limo, going to preach. Adults actually listen to them like they would (the mindcontrolled Farrwell, and 700 Club BS TV Preaches :-) All of these are staged, to keep My type parents (and me before Jan.9, 2009) locked into a state of believing we (Even an innocent new born baby) was born a sinner.) I ask my MOM (89) what she thought of my question, "Why would our loving God look at this dear child, Never SINNED, and say 'YOU ARE DAMNED FOR HELL AND FIRE AND BRIMSTONE-BECAUSE I CALL YOU A SINNER!!!?" She filtered me out competely. That is total brainwashig, and these children are being "Trained, compartmentalized whatever the 'Few' do to so many of the human race" To make money 'Greed' and make sure the sheep do not get awake. Loved your Opinion and Personal-thoughts Mark. :-) A joy to hear.

Obviously some of them were too young, but just because they're young does not mean that God can't use them.

This is funny but it's also seriously fucked up. I think the toddler is simply copying what he/she saw but the older kids have been thoroughly indoctrinated. No learning anything new for them, they already have all the answers. I actually pity them.

Um... that isn't a metal song. It's "The Downfall of Us All" by A Day To Remember. Listen to the song, and you'll find out. Lol.

\m/ that baby is so metal. It's awesome because there are more like him.

microphone to body size jajaja, this is too funny, thnks \\

Hallelujah! or blehblahblahblahblah in baby talk.

my new religion!!

OMG I am laughing so badly I am crying. This was a fantabulous creation. I was thinking about one or two of these little MAN-MADE preachers I came across over my years of growing up. Then I thought about the last year that I have been studying what RELIGION to me means NOW. Ummmmm It is used to keep up locked away from truth of who we really are. SOOOOO are these little children some ot the kids I am looking for, being used by the "Few" to bring in the bucks??? Think these little "kids are like a circus attraction." THEY BRING IN THE BUCKS. UMMMMMMMM Really the only good these kids are good for is WHAT you have created in this magnificent piece of work, and for parents (Or cabal-religious-controllers) to make a lot of dough. $$$$$$ Don't some have Limos too??? Seems that I saw this years ago with one particular kid.***** Truly WOW and Truly funny, If it weren't so sad. Makes me want to research and follow the parents around (Secretly and have a tape-recorder going too)***** WOW Think about doing a chuckle on that Theme---->Please E-MAIL ME WHEN IT IS POSTED, OK. :-))))) Good Luck, They is really a theme I have not thought of searching on you tube. BUT you wetted my appitite. :-))))Love Nancy

HAHAHAAA! my roommate has that song on her itunes, the one the baby dances to angrily at the end. its "A day to remember"

by the way its not really metal... but its still very funny.

Child preachers . Haven't even lived their lives yet . Poor things .

I think the baby at 1:59 summed up what I hear in all Bible sermons.

I'm just woundering, what's so scary about a kid with a microphone preaching words from a book. They arent going to reach out from the computer screen and put rat poisin in your coffee. If anything, I just see it as an "Americas Funniest" momment. If the kid was preaching the doctrine of nazism or something that would be different and I would be saying the same things that are on this comment board.

YEE!! DEVIL BABYS!! please make my life and make a lesson about the evil babyss :)

Now we just need a Viral Video Film School about those Devil Babies.

i never though anything could be so adorable and scary at the same time....
these kids are gonna have huge power trip issues there whole life.

Well, I was going to go see Shutter Island this weekend, but now..I don't need to! Baby Preachers are going to haunt my dreams this weekend! I imagine my dreams will also be in spanish..

I may go watch The Omen tonight to try and drown out the images of these toddlers!

These babies will probably end up dating the girls from Toddlers and Tiaras..you know..just to make mom and dad proud :)

frightened, to say the least,lol.

this madness needs to be stopped.

Haha. This was great.
I loved when the baby was slamming his fist down to the ADTR song "Downfall Of Us All" lmao.

great post, pretty funny Brett

This goes to show that religion is not innate.
It is just a destructive learned behavior .... just look at the toddler who cannot even speak, imitating the retarded bible bull crap they saw the pious morons around them practicing.

Show me a baby that emerges from the birth canal and begins babbling scripture.
Show me that and I am a believer - until such a time everyone who claims to be religious are just automatons, marching to a silly beat.

How can something so theoretically horrifying turn out to be completely adorable?

Ahhh, and I thought watching 'Jesus Camp' was unbearably painful.
Explaining the birds and the bees? That was kinda sorta fantastic.