World Cup Soccer Sucks: infoMania Editorial
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Marcelo_Plioplis
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The stupidity of the kind of sports fan personified in this video rely on seeing a scoreboard go up (even if you just gain points by merely holding someone), taking a whiz during a game and sitting on the couch eating junk and getting fat.
Doesn't matter if your team is horrendous, as long as you get 31 points for kicking a ball far, that's all that matters.
Watch the keepers do that 98 times during a REAL football game and go get some skills. I will personally pay you $10 grand if you can skillfully go past 4 real football players and score a goal. You can't even HOLD a ball, let alone kick it.
Besides, American "football" consists of dodging people holding an leather inflated oval and that's called playing tag in the rest of the world, and we do that when we're 7.
And don't get me started with the "world champions" title that all these sports are after, when they never even fly out of the country to play another country's team. NFL World Champs and World series?? Never!
- 1 year ago
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Marcelo_Plioplis
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smilez13
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Marcelo_Plioplis:
lol tell em man
- 1 year ago
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smilez13
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skullking
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Ha! Great editorial. I totally agree that soccer + USA = no interest. I've never understood why exactly, but the 'core' of the country is just not into it. I think it may be the points thing, heck we get 7 points per touchdown, and 2 points per basket, but when an entire game can go by without 1 point being scored, we just don't accept it.
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skullking
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Darlink
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Hay Ben, I got somthin to say! Just because you don't like it DOES NOT mean we all hate it. Go back to your dumb ass 3D porn tech report and SHUT UP
- 1 year ago
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Darlink
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Catalin_Puscas
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f**k off! you ignorant pieces of s**t. You lost to Ghana = you suck! Whoo I feel better now!
- 1 year ago
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Catalin_Puscas
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trut
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Catalin_Puscas:
Ghana was pretty good man. I don`t think Spain won ANY games by more than 1 goal. Spain lost to Switzerland!!
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trut
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MAUA
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TO ALL PRODUCERS OF CURRENT TV :
YOU ARE OVER DOING IT AND OVER THINKING IT.
You had a great opportunity and you lost it or at least you lost me.
I thought this was a VC2 channel, now it just seems like 24 hours of complaining vs trying to be funny sketches vs count downs and annoying criticism.
YOU MESSED UP A GREAT IDEA.
You egomaniacs, infomaniacs and rotten producers. - 1 year ago
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MAUA
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NickerBocker09
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While i completely disagreed with this, I have to remember its comedy. I dont give a shit what you think Ben, I love soccer. But it was funny :p.
Oh and there are two plain and simple reasons that soccer has not taken off i the US like other countries.
1) If the same amount of people watched soccer just as much as american football, advertising companies would make more money off of american football because of all the stop time. The fact that soccer isnt watched as much gives it an uphill battle because networks wont make as big as a profit thus are less likely to show it.
2) unlike most countries, a lot of the youth didnt grow up playing soccer until the 80s and 90s. Which is why most of the world cup crowd in the US today is young people.
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NickerBocker09
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whodeydray
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Has anyone heard or read the "chants" the countries sing/scream. They use racist and derogatory words towards their opponents. I really don't see countries "coming together" for the World Cup. I have attended many different sporting events in the midwest of the US and I have never heard such hateful things.
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whodeydray
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NickerBocker09
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whodeydray:
your kidding me right? Next time can you please state facts.
Never heard rascist stuff from sports patrons in the midwest...BAHAHAHAHA right.
- 1 year ago
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NickerBocker09
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pmunkyandpals
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I love soccer & I still find this funny!
- 1 year ago
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pmunkyandpals
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elevato
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Wow, an American bashing soccer. That's some grade A material. And what's the deal with airline peanuts? No, really. I forget. Someone told me in the 80's.
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elevato
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budmayne
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That's funny someone actually believes that soccer is the greatest sport in the world.... Obviously NASCAR is. Just kidding. It's all about the extreme sports. Bmx, snowboarding, rockclimbing, paintball, etc
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budmayne
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emishesachi
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hahaha its like a swarm of bees, well said, im pretty sure this guy hates everything about the world cup as well, especially the horns, this is hilarious http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww6N4iIn-fw
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emishesachi
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SupaDawg
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Oh Ben. I have become a huge fan of the sport during this world cup (mind you, I was a casual fan going in), but I did had many a lawl.
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SupaDawg
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freedom765
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lmao!! im from ghana.. and yes we kicked ass lol
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freedom765
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SamuraiDave
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK-gUXl7usc
And let's not forget this classic Simpsons gag on soccer and why Americans find it boring
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SamuraiDave
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SamuraiDave
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91R6WngE1OA
I enjoyed watching World Cup in Tokyo with cute Japanese female fans! However wen they lost to Penalty Kicks I lost it and gave it a soccer bashing rant around the 8min mark of this vid.
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SamuraiDave
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udt101
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Don't agree with anything you said, except the horns part, but you're still a funny guy. You had me laughing all the way.
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udt101
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alem
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you're still funny, but fuck you ben. this must be the only tradition you people have, hating everything you suck at.
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alem
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HaloedGriot
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Wow, now that the World Cup ends this week, I am already looking forward to the American Rugby season.
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HaloedGriot
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MMagidson
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I hate to be a troll, but you are an idiot.
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MMagidson
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CarlosIsDown
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Becker. What is his fucking name. Married to Cinnamon Spice or something. beating on his kids. Growing another appendage.
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CarlosIsDown
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SB420
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That was surprisingly funny. I don't agree with it for a second, but I can appreciate.
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SB420
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slippyt
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He's not talking about what sports take more skill. He's just simply saying it's not our style.. not our cup of tea. I personally think Hockey is the best sport but unfortunately most Americans like football way more. It's a little overrated if you ask me. But soccer is still way less interesting to me. You all need to lighten up about this video though. I'm sure he's exaggerating for comedic value.
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slippyt
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chrisoldcorn
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soccer doesn't always suck... check this out!
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Dejan_Croatia
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FUCK THAT!!! Football (SOCCER) actually requires you to run the whole time, these Fat ass Americans cant do that, because every fucken sport they play there is a stopage time for another play and then another play.
Football meaning Soccer is something where it doesn't matter how big your country is but how big your heart is for the sport!!!!
IT DOES NOT MATTER IF AMERICAN HATES FOOTBALL (SOCCER) THE WHOLE LOVES IT SO IM PRETTY SURE THE WHOLE WORLD BEATS ONE SINGLE REDNECK,IGNORANT COUNTRY!!
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Dejan_Croatia
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smilez13
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Soccer is simply the best!
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smilez13
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jmivaldi
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Go F*** urself Ben Hoffman, u are acting like the typical ignorant, close-minded American, that believes that the whole f-ing world should revolve around America, guess what, IT DOESN'T, if you don't like it, DON'T WATCH IT!!! I mean really, how can you can you call American football a real sport, when the players are super padded with protective gear (unlike the real soccer players ATHLETES) and the only incentive for football players to join the NFL is knowing first how much money their contracts are valued at and how many whores will be hovering around them at private parties. Plus the name says itself, FOOTball, the only time I see American football players use their foot is to punt the ball and thats about IT. Other than this commentary, I actually like your editorials.
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jmivaldi
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spanky07 [removed]
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jmivaldi: This comment was removed as a violation of community guidelines.
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NickerBocker09
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spanky07:
umm spanky. Thats if they could catch the soccer players. Soccer players run the most out of any sport (an average 7.5 miles per game). A
Ill take the soccer players over the fat ass brain damaged american football players.
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NickerBocker09
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smurph25
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I know you hate soccer (or us people in England calls it "Football") but you really need to learn from South America and Europe, because this sport is very popular.
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smurph25
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CarlosIsDown
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smurph25:
You guys called it soccer. It's your fault we call it soccer.
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CarlosIsDown
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anyhow1020
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you suck ben
suuuuuuuuuuuuuucki still secretly love you though
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anyhow1020
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HaloedGriot
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Sorry, Benny...but I love soccer BECAUSE it hasn't taken off in this country. Its still virgin, pure and beautiful.
You lose on this little rant of yours.
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HaloedGriot
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sneakapimp
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Hey lordsbassman....its GOOOOOO FUCK YOURSELF, not GOOOOAL FUCK YOURSELF. AHAHA!!
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sneakapimp
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Kidryu16
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This guy is out of his mind if he doesn't understand that it is the greatest game in the world. Jogg on Ben Hoffman.
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Kidryu16
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teto007
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umm.... Satire .
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teto007
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BKsaysAction
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Ben Hoffman playing the everyday american is getting kind of boring.
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BKsaysAction
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EmperorThan
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"GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Fuck yourselves." hahahhahaha
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EmperorThan
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trut
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Ben, you still have a few drips coming off your chin.
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trut
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bailey78
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You SUCK Ben Hoffman If you don't like the game don't watch it you moron.
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bailey78
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remanns
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The most tedious sport in the world,....after bowling or golfing sober.
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remanns
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remanns
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It DOES serve to remind you that the "real" sports season has not begun.
"Football",..........pffffffft . - 1 year ago
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remanns
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lordsbassman
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Gooooooooooooal FU@K Yourself!
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lordsbassman
