Elmo Is a Fame Whore

i want my ernie!!!! :)

I can only thank Conor for bringing this to my attention; I'll never look at that red little monster the same way again ;)

Elmo is a bland, nice version of Ms. Piggy. Even the voice. And she was honest about the fame whore stuff.

Elmo's gonna kick...yo...ass!

Elmo is a kid version of Michael Jackson. Think about it.

Elmo is on Drugs He shows all the classic signs. 1) Mood swings. Individuals who are addicted to drugs are prone to sudden mood swings depending upon whether or not they are currently under the influence.

2) Depression. During the "lows" of drug addiction, many individuals will fall into a deep depression as they ponder their situation, or await their next dose of the drug.

3) Euphoria. Drug use can take individuals to points of extreme euphoria - making them seem giddy or elated at socially unacceptable times.

4) Criminal behavior. When an individual is addicted to drugs, he or she will do anything to obtain more. This may include robbery, selling drugs or other crimes that can land the individual in jail.

5) Sleeplessness. Many individuals who are addicted to stimulants may find it difficult to sleep while they are under the influence of the drug. Opiate addicts, on the other hand, may experience sleeplessness when they are going through withdrawal.

6) Unexplained absences. For many people, drug addiction is all about secrecy. These men and women use drugs in private in the hopes of keeping their habit a secret from loved ones or co-workers. As such, a drug addict may disappear for hours (or even days) on end without speculation.

7) Anxiety. Almost every type of drug addiction causes some form of anxiety in the user. Whether it is nervous behavior caused by the drug itself, or anxiousness over finding one's next "fix", anxiety remains one of the hallmark symptoms of drug addiction.

8) Strong drug cravings. Once addiction takes over, the individual's body will shut down with access to more drugs. That leads to very strong drug cravings that can take over the life of almost anyone - no matter how physically or emotionally strong they are.

9) Change in appearance. Men and women who are addicted to drugs often look different than before they began using. Drugs such as cocaine, crystal meth or heroin may cause individual to become emaciated - while marijuana may lead to weight gain for some.

10) New peers. Commonly, adolescent and teen drug addicts will begin hanging around with a different peer group when they are immersed in drug use. This means parents should be aware of the potential for trouble when their child begins spending time with an unfamiliar group of kids.

"Elmo is drunk with power."
Lmao

No surprise Elmo is a very popular character on Sesame Street, for the right... and wrong reasons