Rep. Weiner's top 10 excuses
New York Congressman Anthony Weiner needs our help. His attempted cover-up of the covered-up-schlong shot that he Tweeted to a young woman was, obviously, a miserable failure. Then today's come-clean press conference was even more disastrous, if that's possible.
This man badly needs a better damage-control team. To that end we're offering Weiner these 10 potential excuses, any of which are better (or at least no worse) than what he's offered up so far. No charge!
10. Not his fault he wasn't born with innocuous name like Hand, Foote or Chin
9. He was angling for co-host slot on Eliot Spitzer's show
8. Made bar bet that he could top other 2.3 million Google hits for "bulging underpants" (and won!)
7. Felt bad for late-night hosts that Trump left race
6. How much tech savvy do you expect from a guy who still uses an AOL e-mail account?
5. This is nothing -- you should see his "reply all" humdingers! Classic!
4. Yeah, like YOU don't have lots of pictures of your junk floating around
3. Someone had to drown out Rick Santorum's campaign kickoff
2. Caved to powerful lobbyists for the word "certitude"
1. Unlike the British, he was never warned by Paul Revere
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