Two-fingered candybar seduces women
source: http://www.lasvegasweekly.com/news/2009/apr/23/she-sweets/
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Thanks to the inclusion of the FDA-approved mineral mica, Fling’s fingers are imbued with a faint metallic pink shimmer that straddles the line between “amusingly chic” and “scrumptiously contaminated.” If you haven’t guessed yet, Fling is aimed at women.
At least ostensibly, and with good reason. It’s a well-known fact that women use chocolate as a substitute for sex, which they in turn use as a substitute for love. This presents a fantastic and relatively unexploited opportunity to present chocolate as a low-calorie masturbatory aid. “At under 85 calories per finger,” Fling’s website confides, “It’s slim, but not skinny. Indulgent but not greedy. Naughty but nice.” “Your boyfriend doesn’t need to know,” reads the copy from one Fling print ad. “Pleasure yourself,” exclaims another. Even the nutritional information on Fling’s wrapper cracks double entendres worthy of Sex and the City’s Samantha Jones: “Serving size: Two fingers.”
More: http://www.lasvegasweekly.com/news/2009/apr/23/she-sweets/
At least ostensibly, and with good reason. It’s a well-known fact that women use chocolate as a substitute for sex, which they in turn use as a substitute for love. This presents a fantastic and relatively unexploited opportunity to present chocolate as a low-calorie masturbatory aid. “At under 85 calories per finger,” Fling’s website confides, “It’s slim, but not skinny. Indulgent but not greedy. Naughty but nice.” “Your boyfriend doesn’t need to know,” reads the copy from one Fling print ad. “Pleasure yourself,” exclaims another. Even the nutritional information on Fling’s wrapper cracks double entendres worthy of Sex and the City’s Samantha Jones: “Serving size: Two fingers.”
More: http://www.lasvegasweekly.com/news/2009/apr/23/she-sweets/
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nazbags
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Fling? They should have gone further with the name - Drunken One Night Stand You'll Regret would have been way better!
- 3 years ago
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nazbags
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letlhogonolo
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nazbags:
hahaha. exactly. why not take it even further?!
- 2 years ago
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letlhogonolo
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gh8643
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Ugh, I dont even want to think that.
- 3 years ago
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gh8643
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burukku16
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Is this women's answer to Yorkie bars?
Also, with those taglines - "Pleasure yourself" and “Serving size: Two fingers” - is it supposed to be food or a sex toy?
- 3 years ago
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burukku16
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abbym0308
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Women don't need men. They need healthy chocolate and sexy chocolate and molesty chocolate.
- 3 years ago
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abbym0308
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St_Alia_10191
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This is dis-GUST-ing! And also somehow perfect. Though I think the chocolate would melt in my vagina. Wah-wah-WAH!
- 3 years ago
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St_Alia_10191
