Your life according to Romantic Comedies?
source: http://jezebel.com/5289411/this-is-your-life-romcom-style
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This article from Jezebel.com decribes the writer's reaction to a family friend calling to say she had a baby girl. This prompted the writer to consider what romantic comedies will allow this baby girl to expect out of life. Hilarious? Yes!
"So just to recap, here's your romantic comedy life in a nutshell:
* You're born in wacky circumstances
* Your life sucks for approximately 25 years, mostly because of a man
* You meet another man (maybe even the heartbreaker!) who will help you see that your life sucks because you've spent too much time working and achieving things, and that is like, so boring
* You will fall madly in love before the age of 35
* You will then disappear, only to make sporadic appearances in cameo roles as "Mom" or "Wacky Granny"- a completion of the "women are wacky!" circle of life
* Bonus: You will sing into a hairbrush at least 487 times.
"So just to recap, here's your romantic comedy life in a nutshell:
* You're born in wacky circumstances
* Your life sucks for approximately 25 years, mostly because of a man
* You meet another man (maybe even the heartbreaker!) who will help you see that your life sucks because you've spent too much time working and achieving things, and that is like, so boring
* You will fall madly in love before the age of 35
* You will then disappear, only to make sporadic appearances in cameo roles as "Mom" or "Wacky Granny"- a completion of the "women are wacky!" circle of life
* Bonus: You will sing into a hairbrush at least 487 times.
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- Sex and Love, LoveLife, Relationships
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- Sex and Love, LoveLife, Relationships, Romantic Comedy
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emmaboswood
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*You will have only three friends: a gay man, a bitchy, bitter and sarcastic man-eating female friend and the 'wacky' and 'alternative' friend. Appearing occasionally just to annoy you will be the female half of an obnoxiously smug couple.
- 2 years ago
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emmaboswood
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abbym0308
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I pretty much hate rom-coms... especially new ones. There were a few during the 80s and 90s that were palatable, but these days they are hopelessly cheesy.
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abbym0308
