LoveLife | June 17, 2009 | 26 comments

Megan Fox Crushes Boy’s Spirit

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brad2000
Ccccccccccrrrrrrrraaaccckkkk……..you hear that? That was his heart splitting into a thousand pieces.

A valid lesson was learnt today son: woman will often walk by without the slightest idea you exist, while you have already carved thier name into your leg with a compass.

I'm afraid I'm going to have to file this under FAIL. It'll do the boy good in the long run.
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26 comments // Megan Fox Crushes Boy’s Spirit

  • stevieuk
  • corylol
  • Mr_Costello
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      Mr_Costello  
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    • In addition to two piece swimwear, bimbo's they have invented embroidery, conch shell trumpets, cave-painting workshops, bouffants, false eyelashes, spear aerodynamics, and boho costume jewellery. Raquel Welch was a bubble gum squeek goddess and so is Megan.. so please, let's go easy on her gang! Jajajaja.

    • 2 years ago
  • Mr_T
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      Mr_T  
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    • Mr_Costello:

      but Raquel Welch was actually hot and doesn't get attention just by saying things that make her sound... well... easy.
      But as i said before, maybe the girl has insecurity issues, and so for that reason, we should maybe go easier on her.

    • 2 years ago
  • billwatt
  • bubbeemonkey
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      bubbeemonkey  
    • What if it was a poisonous rose or even worse a transformer?

      Those dam Decepticons will stop at nothing and must be stop....no matter the cost!

    • 2 years ago
  • zwan008
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      zwan008  
    • Don't worry son you are not alone I have had that kind of experience at my school. Remember this it is better to give that rose to someone special and not to a girl like fox. My sister went to the opening premier of 'I-Robot' and believe it or not she actualy shook hands with Will Smith, while the rest of the Hollyoaks cast just walked through without not saying hello to there hardcore fans. But in the end she saw Will Smith moving zig-zag like pattern shaking hands with his fans while walking up the red carpet. If I was like him my first priorty would be the fans cause these people are your ticket for publicty

      But a bitch like Megan Fox nahh she does not need a rose, she needs a chair everytime I watch the new transformers trailer all I get to see is her ass.

      Hello this is Transformers a film about robots, saving the world, good vs evil not the MEGAN FOX SHOW WHERE YOU GET SEE HER ASS IN EVERY SCENE, Ohh what's the use I just give up.

    • 2 years ago
  • JCollier
  • Mr_T
  • burukku16
  • Mr_T
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      Mr_T  
    • god i hate this woman.... what does she seriously offer the world other than terrible acting and demeaning herself by all the awful quotes she comes out with about her libido or her bisexuality that only please 15 year old boys or those with that mentality.
      does she have insecurity issues and secretly have to seek approval from those 15 year old boys because no one else will give it to her? i mean she's not gonna get approval from her acting skills.

      RANT OVER

    • 2 years ago
  • benson5
  • Mr_T
  • benson5
  • Mr_T
  • jadasic
  • nazbags
  • larock
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      larock  
    • love the blurb under the photo from link:

      Megan Fox refused this rose from a desperate London suitor, because she is a heartless robot.

      bitch.

    • 2 years ago
  • abbym0308
  • richjm
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      richjm  
    • I like how the security guard's looking at that flower and thinking "Pfffft. Loser."

      Fair play to the guy for trying.

    • 2 years ago
  • brad2000
  • brad2000
  • richjm
  • Mr_T
  • Mr_Costello
  • AnnieMole
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