Pimp My Dating Profile
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- mrpimm
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- groups:
- Max and Jason: Still Up, On Current TV, Sex and Love, VC2 on TV, 6 more
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- mrpimm Producer, charlottegrace Producer, kirstie Producer, more
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Tommyjolly
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I agree with the previous comments that she doesn't really need internet dating judging by her looks.
We don't know anything about her personality though. Perhaps she's just terrible dealing with the other gender in real life.
I've got to say though, the dress at the end isn't quite ideal for her... ;-)
Anyway, nice to see she had some fun and finally got some dates out of it. - 3 years ago
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Tommyjolly
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troyka
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i could do with my life being pimped!
- 3 years ago
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troyka
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Hajja
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I WANT A "RESUME PIMP"
I have been looking for jobs on line for months. I need a "Resume Pimp". I know there are key words to use..I don't know them,..I want my resume to standout, I want find my perfect "JOB". Please.. CURRENT hook me up!!!!
Hajja
- 3 years ago
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Hajja
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maxmyprofile
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Hajja:
Hi Hajja
There are lots of companies who specialise in helping people write their CV who have extensive HR training. There is also lots of free help available on the web too and you might find the answers you are looking for.
However, we do have lots of experience of CVs here and helping people present themselves in the best light. If you still need help and would like to send your CV across to us at customerservices@maxmyprofile.co.uk and tell us the type of job you are looking for then we will do our best to help you.
Good luck, Cheryl - 3 years ago
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maxmyprofile
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naty_forty
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Hajja:
me too that's what I need to pimp out, my resume... I need a job.
- 3 years ago
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naty_forty
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Newrter
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try this one http://e2l.org/7a
- 3 years ago
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Newrter
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SHAWN_RITTIMAN
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Hope your pages aren't as boring as this pod!
- 3 years ago
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SHAWN_RITTIMAN
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gaiusfurius
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No, hot girls are like hot guys, bottom line they want to sleep with as many people as possible before settling down. Then they find some rich guy who just wants beauty, and doesn't care that his woman has screwed 100 guys.
- 3 years ago
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gaiusfurius
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afiq980
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gaiusfurius:
HAHA, that was funny.
- 3 years ago
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afiq980
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NYDON
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It's funny how the hot girls are the ones that are single >_
- 3 years ago
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NYDON
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netstorm2k8
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This is news?
Seriously. This is pathetic. - 3 years ago
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Denica_Cassandra
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if they make your profile then it's not really a reflection of you...
- 3 years ago
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Denica_Cassandra
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numinant
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Denica_test:
it is in a way. it's a reflection of one's inauthenticity.
- 3 years ago
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numinant
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maxmyprofile
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Denica_test:
Hope you don’t mind me responding but this is a very important point! MaxMyProfile did not write the profile for Lisa - we simply provided a system to help her – take a look at it for yourself – she just used the standard product! I understand your cynicism but this is something we feel so passionately about as we don’t agree with sites who offer to write profiles for people – a profile has to be in the persons own words.
This was a genuine documentary - we had no idea how the program would turn out and only our conviction in MaxMyProfile made us agree to be involved. We were obviously delighted with the outcome but would hate for anyone to think it was ‘fixed’ or an ‘info-mmercial’ is wasn’t!
Many people are looking for love, good looking or not, and they find it hard to express themselves in a way that attracts the right people. We are proud of the fact that we have helped many people find great dates and hope that this documentary will give more people confidence to try online dating.
We offer a 100% satisfaction guarantee so anyone who doesn’t find MaxMyProfile helps gets all their money back – we wouldn’t do that if we didn’t believe in it and we challenge anyone who is finding online dating hard to give us a try! Cheers, Cheryl, MaxMyProfile - 3 years ago
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maxmyprofile
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Denica_Cassandra
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Denica_test:
lol, k "max." i'm sure it works for some people! ;)
- 3 years ago
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Denica_Cassandra
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ninthstate
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A lot of people are spending a lot of money to learn the obvious... FREE advice here:
http://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Date
How to Get a Date
Have you ever thought that you were left out? That you never thought you could get a date? Try this.
Steps
1. Find someone you like. Keep in mind that there is a difference between thinking some is cute and actually liking that person
2. Get to know them. You want to make sure you actually like this person before you ask them. Have small conversations with them and compliment them every now and then. Try not to make it too obvious.
3. Pop the question. If you talk enough with them and become good friends with them, then they'll be more interested in you then if you didn't talk to them at all. Then say something like "Well, I really would like to get to know you. You seem like a really interesting person, so I was wondering if you'd like to go to the movies on Friday night." This is simply a guideline but you should actually have something worked out to say so you don't fumble for the words.
4. If they say yes, then don't literally jump for joy. Say something like, "Cool. I'll see you there". Don't forget to arrange a meeting place and time.
Young Adults
1. If other person has class with you ask for help with homework or something school related so you can hang out together.
2. After a connection is established try to find out what they like and talk about what you like as well to find a deeper connection.
3. Ask out on a date or "friendly get together" to movie or other social place.
4. Tell them you really enjoyed your date and hope to see them again soon.
Tips
* The person will perceive you as more attractive if they sense that you have standards. If they do something you don't like, express disinterest.
* Give the person some space - nobody likes a stalker.
* Freshen your breath, and maintain good hygiene.
* When starting a conversation, have something in mind that you want to talk about - ice breakers like "Hey what's up?" or "What are you drinking" are sure losers. If you're both at a show, then you've already got something in common. See Find-Things-to-Talk-About.
* Talk a lot and freely. The things you say don't have to be impressive. You just need to have energy and describe your life with enthusiasm, and to encourage them to describe their life with enthusiasm.
* Do not say or do things to try to impress the person. They will see through this and lose interest in you. The most impressive person is someone who doesn't try to impress.
* Don't swear, pick your nose, spit, or engage in other behaviors generally regarded as antisocial or just plain old gross. Crude behavior may eventually be tolerated by your date, but it will never be appreciated.
* Be nice! People notice how you treat other people. If you go for coffee with your date, be nice to the person behind the counter or your server. Tolerate his or her friends (to a degree of course). Smile, remember names, and don't embarrass yourself or your date. The moment you're out of their sight, they're going to talk about you. Don't let your poor behavior or hygiene be the main subject.
* You may wish to ask a friend to help out if you are a little nervous. - 3 years ago
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ninthstate
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gaiusfurius
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interesting. Trying to make it happen seldom works.
- 3 years ago
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gaiusfurius
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toreyray
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How To Get Someone's Phone Number
- 3 years ago
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toreyray
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SarahAna
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Why did the first post have porn! Why was I so curious to follow the url! Damn you, tillackandheart, I have no time for vaginas!
Oh and about the video, it's a little long.. Doesn't keep interest.. I wouldn't want to pay money to "pimp my profile." I think this woman is very pretty, and must be doing something else absolutely wrong for her not to have a boyfriend
- 3 years ago
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SarahAna
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realfran
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SarahAna:
I agree is a little weird that she is single, maybe she is just picky and like to know better a person through internet before actually meet them.
- 3 years ago
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realfran
