Three post-coital words you never want to hear
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1. what's your name?
2. are you awake?
3. what the f*ck?
4. what's that smell?
5. that was it?
What are yours?
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AngelisaJosalisa
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that was ...eventful
never never again
cut...print it
- 2 years ago
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AngelisaJosalisa
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judiestar
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Here's that condom.
I'm itchy now.
You go now.
I need help.
Got any money?
Can I stay?
Do me a favor, call my wife and tell her we just did it!
- 2 years ago
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judiestar
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jkeefer034
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Anal's the best
- 2 years ago
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jkeefer034
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jkeefer034
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Your pussy stinks
- 2 years ago
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jkeefer034
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jkeefer034
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Is that shit?
- 2 years ago
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jkeefer034
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jkeefer034
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That's not rape
- 2 years ago
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jkeefer034
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jkeefer034
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Don't tell Mom
- 2 years ago
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jkeefer034
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nazbags
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I'm Tucker Max
(for those of you who don't know, Tucker Max is essentially a professional frat boy. He even wrote two books about drinking and sleeping with as many women as he could. tuckermax.com)
- 2 years ago
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nazbags
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HughbertD
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Let me go
- 2 years ago
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HughbertD
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Gargaryun
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My Husband's here
Here comes Daddy
Again! NOW DAMMIT!
- 2 years ago
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Gargaryun
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kirstie
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"I love you"
Sorry. I've taken it from dark to heartless haven't I.
- 2 years ago
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kirstie
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MixandCue
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thanks... Next Please!
Call an ambulance!
Are those teeth!
Remember Bobbitt... Good
- 2 years ago
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MixandCue
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smileymango
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MixandCue:
"Call an ambulance!" - that one really cracked me up :)
- 2 years ago
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smileymango
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jonbrooks
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Where's my gun
Who was that!?
Crikey, FIVE testicles!?
- 2 years ago
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jonbrooks
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benson5
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jonbrooks:
"Crikey, FIVE testicles!?" Your pants must fit like a glove.
- 2 years ago
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benson5
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benson5
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Don't tell anyone
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benson5
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richjm
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"Arghh! You're alive!"
- 2 years ago
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richjm
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smileymango
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richjm:
Hahahaha! I actually laughed out loud at that one :D
- 2 years ago
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smileymango
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judiestar
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richjm:
lol you psycho
- 2 years ago
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judiestar
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MixandCue
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Oh, it's you...
'A' for effort
Maybe next time...
I'm your father
- 2 years ago
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MixandCue
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Mr_Costello
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MixandCue:
I'm your father' - JESUS, MixandCue.
- 2 years ago
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Mr_Costello
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MixandCue
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MixandCue:
Hmmm that does sound a little dark... Think star wars
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MixandCue
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ksimpson
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MixandCue:
HAHA DARK.
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ksimpson
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Th3t4
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both you mum and your brother are better
- 2 years ago
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Th3t4
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richjm
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Th3t4:
More than three words but a fine effort nonetheless.
- 2 years ago
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richjm
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Th3t4
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Th3t4:
who cares about word count if its funny :P
- 2 years ago
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Th3t4
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iotaMEDIA
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What that spot?
- 2 years ago
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iotaMEDIA
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jonbrooks
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In YOUR face!
- 2 years ago
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jonbrooks
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matlaroche
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mummy mummy mummy
- 2 years ago
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matlaroche
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Mr_Costello
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'Hey, guess what?'
- 2 years ago
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Mr_Costello
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boywhocould
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oops... very sorry!!
Are you in?
what "Oh" face?
- 2 years ago
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boywhocould
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graemesmith
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I just pooped.
- 2 years ago
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graemesmith
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jonbrooks
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I'm Simon Cowell
- 2 years ago
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jonbrooks
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abbym0308
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I'm only fourteen.
- 2 years ago
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abbym0308
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Mr_Costello
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abbym0308:
Easy now, we are going from dark to darkER.
- 2 years ago
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Mr_Costello
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jonbrooks
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Preferred your sister.
I've got AIDS.
That's eighty quid.
(mine are all a bit dark sorry)
- 2 years ago
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jonbrooks
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ksimpson
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jonbrooks:
oh no! dark minds think alike.
- 2 years ago
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ksimpson
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ksimpson
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"I have gonorrhea"
"Where's the condom"
"Your sister's better" - 2 years ago
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ksimpson
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jonbrooks
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ksimpson:
SNAP!
- 2 years ago
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jonbrooks
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richjm
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"I tweeted that."
- 2 years ago
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richjm
