Wrinkles? Smooth them with human sperm
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- abbym0308
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twitterbot
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@HairFace on twitter says "after reading this it might be alright for me to unload on your face"
- 2 years ago
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twitterbot
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DarkVeneficusss
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First hair conditioner, now face cream - what next, toothpaste?...
- 2 years ago
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DarkVeneficusss
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benson5
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Brilliant, I've been touting the benefits of a sperm facial to my girlfriend for ages. No doubt she'll be thrilled!
- 2 years ago
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benson5
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FreshPlastic
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This was on Nip/Tuck a few years back (yes, I used to watch it!) The women in the show were getting the non-synthetic variety and bottling it for their day spa place IIRC.
- 2 years ago
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FreshPlastic
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matlaroche
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yeah i use it everyday
- 2 years ago
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matlaroche
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tangibleparadox
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just be sure to be quite specific about what service you're interested in when you go to a spa and ask for a facial.
- 2 years ago
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tangibleparadox
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Apocalipstick
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It should be called Bukkake Cream...lol
- 2 years ago
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Apocalipstick
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burukku16
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Haha - think of the funny dispensers you could market to go with the cream.
- 2 years ago
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burukku16
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nazbags
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burukku16:
That is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. I wish they made these as stickers you could pop on public restroom toilets
- 2 years ago
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nazbags
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abbym0308
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burukku16:
WHERE did you find this? (please don't say "in my bathroom")
- 2 years ago
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abbym0308
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burukku16
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burukku16:
Google images, baby! It's pretty awesome, isn't it? I had something entirely different in my head to illustrate my point about dispensers, but that's what, er, popped up.
- 2 years ago
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burukku16
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Emily_RS
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Does it have the same effect if you rub it on in it's..ahem...natural form?
- 2 years ago
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Emily_RS
