Max and Jason: Still Up | July 09, 2009 | 5 comments

15 things women would miss about men

source: http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-15-things-wed-miss-about-men/#When:13:00:00Z?eref=RSS

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After the news this week that scientists have basically signed men's death certificate by creating sperm without a man's involvement, thefrisky.com looks at 15 things ladies would miss about us men.

Frankly, we're screwed if these are the only things we've got going for us. Once they realise synthetic sperm could be persuaded not to shave and taught how to wire a plug, our days are numbered.

Women, do not look at this link. I beg you.
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5 comments // 15 things women would miss about men

  • DarkVeneficusss
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      DarkVeneficusss  

    • "6.Taking it like a man when we have a PMS outburst"

      - you mean running for cover while swearing at yourself for not using a stronger dose of sedatives in her tea? :p

    • 2 years ago
  • Tankguy
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      Tankguy  

    • i think the two most valuable assets men offer to women is our ability to withstand incredibily gross or icky things like mice, bugs or clogged up sinks; and our penchant for knowing how to lie to you.

      "those jeans don't make you look fat"

      "angelina jolie has got nothin on you!"

      "your potato salad is totally better then my mom's"

      "i agree with you honey, cyber porn is disgusting"

    • 2 years ago
  • nursediesel
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      nursediesel  

    • But seriously? I'd miss the spooning.
      The nuzzling, the sweet little things like getting me coffee or picking something up for supper
      or doing the groceries?
      Or going everywhere with me.
      or the knowing exactly what junk food I'm hungry for and bringing it home just at the right time.
      Or how he always calls just as I'm stepping into the tub. It's that connection, that unexplained radar love......

    • 2 years ago
  • nursediesel
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      nursediesel  

    • hmmm, how 'bout the 'smells' after a night of beer drinking?
      Or the dirty sox on the floor by the bed?
      Little pieces of garbge left here and there and everywhere?
      Or wait it gets worse....no, I've said way toooo much already!

    • 2 years ago
  • emmahill
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      emmahill  

    • - Their ability to reach the high shelves at the grocery store.

      This is such a transferable skill too! They can help in the kitchen, in other kind of shops ... the possibilities are endless.

    • 2 years ago
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