I’m leaving today for my bicycle trip through Italy with my oldest (although she’s still young and beautiful) friend, Wanda! I’m excited to be going, but I’m a little worried about how my new BFF Orly Taitz will handle being away from me for that long.
Actually, I’m even more concerned about how Sean Hannity will handle my absence. Poor, dear Sean. He likes me and, in his own words, “he can’t help it.” He talked about me so lovingly on his radio show this week, cooing, “Every time I talk to her, I like her.”
What worries me is that Sean really needs me now and I can’t be there for him. This is the week when all of his callers are going to demand that he support the impeachment of Chief Justice John Roberts, after Roberts’ surprise majority opinion upholding the Affordable Care Act. How will he respond? I’m sure he’ll look to me for guidance, but I’ll be merrily pedaling my way through Tuscany, singing “That’s Amore.”
So, Sean, my sweet boy, l have to leave you with this comforting promise: If you decide to join with your frenzied and furious fans in their call to put John Robert’s head next to Eric Holder’s, I’ll be there for you. Every step of the way. I promise that I’ll hold your hand — in public — at every Impeach Roberts rally.
Mama will be there for you, Sean.