I had a caller today who described the three debate faces of Mittens as “Mean Mitt,” “Moderate Mitt” and “Me-Too Mitt.” That about sums it up, doesn’t it? As Ted Kennedy hysterically said after Romney had tried to appeal to … read post
The president now realizes that Mitt Romney has no cards left up his sleeve, and he knows that the way to beat Romney at liar’s poker is just to call him. On everything. read post
I never thought I would say this (although it will likely warm the heart of my 89-year-old Republican mother), but I’ve finally found something that makes me feel closer to Sarah Palin. No, not wolf hunting from a helicopter or … read post
Mama’s nails will not be chewed down to her fingertips. Nor will her hands be red from two weeks of wringing. She’s not worried about the president tonight. Find out why. read post
What a difference a week makes! Last night, the little Budget Munster got his cowlick badly mussed by Vice President Joe Biden, and he didn’t take it well. His normal pout turned into a smirk, the kind you see on … read post
This is that time during the campaign that they call the “silly season.” It’s when every gaffe, poll fluctuation or lead change is viewed with alarm bordering on hysteria. Somebody told me yesterday that when Republicans get bad news during … read post
OMG, was Mama ever shaking her booty at the big Obamafest at the Nokia Theater last night! Of course, the people around us watching me “dance” were exchanging concerned looks. They were obviously wondering, “What is she hearing?” One woman … read post
For all of you teeth-gnashing, hand-wringing, the-world-is-ending liberals who watched last night’s debate and wondered why President Obama was taking notes instead of confronting Mittens directly on his lies, half-truths, distortions and disturbingly manic behavior — I now know what … read post
Last week was supposed to be the run-up to Mama’s big birthday, culminating on Saturday night at the “Sexy Liberal” show in Seattle. Not only was I gifted with a great audience (including a handsome man in the second row … read post
Today’s show was like a bizarre acid trip. I don’t take drugs (Claritin makes me hallucinate), but if I did I’m sure what happened to me this morning would make even Charlie Sheen jealous. Fresh off my amazing trip to … read post
