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Mitt Romney carries a birthday cake.

It’s my birthday week, and as a lonely, bitter, childless and soon-to-be even more elderly loser, I want to invite you all to celebrate it with me. We’re spending my birthday week together right here on Current TV and my … read post

Party unfavorables

Mitt Romney and Ann Romney

Did you ever go to a dinner party where you just keep looking at your watch, hoping against hope that the dessert might arrive right after the salad? That’s how most Americans already feel about this election. Particularly in swing … read post

Paul Ryan Rand

Paul Ryan

My favorite pouty-mouth vice presidential candidate, Paul “Eddie Munster” Ryan, has stepped into the breach to defend his beleaguered running mate. Demonstrating his tremendous loyalty (to himself), he started off by declaring that Mitt Romney’s secretly recorded comments were “obviously … read post

Mitt math

Mitt Romney

Remember at the Democratic convention when Bill Clinton pointed out that Republicans are really bad at “arithmetic”? Well, thanks to a hidden camera at a Mitt Romney fundraiser, we now have hard evidence that Mittens’ math skills are right on … read post

Woof!

Bill Clinton

The Big Dog ate the Republicans for dinner last night! And when he was done, I wanted to eat him with a spoon for his total deliciousness. In 48 minutes, Mama went from gay to questioning faster than you can … read post

He made MY day!

Clint Eastwood

As Mama packs her bags for next week’s Democratic Convention, she’s still chuckling from last night’s epic Mitt-down in prime time. Clint Eastwood’s debate with an empty chair (supposedly President Obama) was one of those rare, unscripted moments that let … read post