The Comeback Kid has done it again. In the span of less than a month, he’s managed to dominate a presidential election in which he’s not even on the ballot. Bill Clinton is to politics what Frank Sinatra was to … read post
It’s my birthday week, and as a lonely, bitter, childless and soon-to-be even more elderly loser, I want to invite you all to celebrate it with me. We’re spending my birthday week together right here on Current TV and my … read post
Did you ever go to a dinner party where you just keep looking at your watch, hoping against hope that the dessert might arrive right after the salad? That’s how most Americans already feel about this election. Particularly in swing … read post
My favorite pouty-mouth vice presidential candidate, Paul “Eddie Munster” Ryan, has stepped into the breach to defend his beleaguered running mate. Demonstrating his tremendous loyalty (to himself), he started off by declaring that Mitt Romney’s secretly recorded comments were “obviously … read post
Remember at the Democratic convention when Bill Clinton pointed out that Republicans are really bad at “arithmetic”? Well, thanks to a hidden camera at a Mitt Romney fundraiser, we now have hard evidence that Mittens’ math skills are right on … read post
Mama’s still fired up after seeing the real American president have his own “American President” moment. Find out why. read post
The Big Dog ate the Republicans for dinner last night! And when he was done, I wanted to eat him with a spoon for his total deliciousness. In 48 minutes, Mama went from gay to questioning faster than you can … read post
I’m having the best time EVER here at the Democratic National Convention in Charlotte. For one thing, it’s being held in a Right-To-Work-For-Less state, so boy-toy producer Chris Lavoie and Voice Deity Jim Ward have both taken automatic pay cuts … read post
As Mama packs her bags for next week’s Democratic Convention, she’s still chuckling from last night’s epic Mitt-down in prime time. Clint Eastwood’s debate with an empty chair (supposedly President Obama) was one of those rare, unscripted moments that let … read post
Paul Ryan batted his baby blues at the nation last night and lied like a rug for 40 minutes. Some particularly puke-worthy examples: “The stimulus was a case of political patronage, corporate welfare and cronyism at their worst.” What Eddie … read post
