Here at “Talking Liberally” and “The Stephanie Miller Show,” we often play a game called “Guess the Quote.” I thought it would be fun if you at home could play along. Today’s topic is Willard “Mittens” Romney.
So, in the immortal words of the great Lily Tomlin, “Let’s give it a whirl!”
Who said: “In the long run the Republican Party is not going to nominate the founder of Romneycare, a liberal Republican who is pro-abortion, pro-gun control and pro-tax increases. Ain’t gonna happen.”
A) Alan Grayson
B) David Axelrod
C) Newt Gingrich
Who said: “We also know that Mitt Romney is the only governor in the history of the United States to put into place socialized medicine.”
A) Fidel Castro
B) Vladimir Putin
C) Michelle Bachmann
Who said: “There is something inherently wrong when getting rich off failure and sticking it to someone else is how you do your business and I happen to think that is indefensible.”
A) Donald Trump
B) Bernie Madoff
C) Rick Perry
Who said: “I think he’s been on three sides of every major issue of the day. And because of that it’s going to be very tough in the end … to be able to make that trust argument to the American people.”
A) Jon Lovitz
B) The Octomom
C) Jon Huntsman
Who said: “I’ve never seen a guy change his positions on so many things, so fast, on a dime.”
A) Franklin Roosevelt (He’s on the dime.)
B) 50 (“Fiddy”) Cent (He has five dimes.)
C) Rudy Giuliani (“10” is between “9″ and “11,” his two favorite numbers.)
Who said: ”He’s got a lot of money, but he doesn’t have the convictions, the authenticity nor the record that is necessary to win this election.”
A) John Edwards
B) Kim Kardashian
C) Rick Santorum
If you answered “C, I told you so” to all of the above, you’re a winner! More to the point, you’ve just read a list of people who are all now Romney supporters. With friends like these, who needs Democrats?
Happy Wednesday!
